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Paintball - is it a killer?

guppy

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Onions 1000

Yeah Sparklie, i should have seen it coming! If he spends soooo much time online how does he find time to cook? And play paintball? OK Onion Rate your passtimes in order: Cooking ? Paintball ? Going for the 1000? Hot Chicks with a paintball fetish...?
 

Buddha 3

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Okay, back to the bruises thing....
Does anybody with a bit of knowledge in the physiology department know if you can build up some sort of resistance or immunity to bruises?
Somehow when I was younger I would get bruises the size of Nebraska on me, and they'd stick around for weeks.
Nowadays, after having played US football for nine years, and paintball for about a similar time, I just don't bruise anymore...
I sometimes do get a red spot when some guy bunkers me from up close, but that's not even there anymore the next day....Not that it bothers me, it's not like I want to stroll around wearing all shades of purple, blue and yellow on my body (pretty much the colours that bruises come in), but is it a good or a bad thing?
Am I a big, strong man in his prime, who take on any punishment paintball can throw at him? Or is my body wrecked to the point that I don't get the sort of reactions to traumas that one should normally expect?
 

KillerOnion

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Wow, that is a tough question guppy! As for the magic 1000, well, it inches nearer all the time, doesn't it? I don't spend a tremendous time online, as you'd imagine by posting so much and my usual lengths it does accelerate one's typing speed a bit, eh? Just as long as people ask questions that I have some kind of answer to, I just read, think for a minute and/or as I go, and about a minute or so later BAM! another piece of literature. Dunno if it's quite really that much of a pursuit, but just a sort of distinction that I think would add a bit to the last 9 months or so that I've spent here. Interestingly enough, I got into the race while over in England and didn't have access to IRC, where I gather a lot of my paintballing info along with Dale Ford's FB Radio show. I saw a few questions here and there in the tech section that I had a good bit of knowledge about, plus all my various odds and ends of experiences, a few of which occurred while over there and I wrote about them as they happened. Ever read the saga of getting my Cocker sent over? It should give you a good laugh or two, maybe even vomit.

Cooking I take a fair bit of pride in, and when I'm not too exhausted from work I'll whip up a batch of the familiar about half the time then go with the new stuff the other half. Every now and again I'll venture home and cook for my family, sometimes gaining a new recipe from them in the process. Shopping in Asian and Mediterranean food markets is something I do about once a week, sometimes spending an hour or more getting lost among the variety of fresh and/or exotic ingredients, some of which have to be identified visually rather than by print. It gives me variety to kick around and add in new dimension to existing recipes or totally improvise on the spot.

In total, I'd say I balance the cooking and paintball rather well, often with the cooking bit getting ahead because there are more days of the week that I can do that and I can't eat a case of paint at 4:45am for breakfast. Paintball I spend more money on because, well, I don't buy anything as expensive or travel with cooking as often. The hot chicks? Well, those can come in at any point in time no matter what I'm doing! Bringing in an already honed appetite for paintball is preferred, but I'm always up for bringing anyone new into the sport no matter who they are. All that is needing is interest, no "Oh I don't want to get dirty", in which case they would be out the door in 10 seconds no questions asked, and of course a little cash...though of course I'll definately fork out some at the beginning, I can't exactly buy an Adrenalin LCD for every date, now can I? (Eventually the supply would dry up anyway because there aren't that many out there...) Maybe one day, but hopefully it'll be just for one by that point! Don't mind at all getting jerseys printed for them if I can afford it at the time. Hey, and a headband or sockhat plus a pack full of paint always looks great on them, don't ya think? I'd say that paintballing chicks and paintball go hand in hand, cooking works in (lasts forever too...always no matter what need to eat!), and really if I had to call one of them off but won't need to I could slow down on the posting. But hey, I'm just about to that goal, so chalk that one up as mission accomplished :D :D :D Hopefully it won't take me as long to win the prized company of a marvelous female paintballing companion. Cooking, well, I have a few possibilities to excel in which I have one or two in motion already. Hopefully as this season and next roll along I'll be able to achieve paintballing greatness. I shall do my best. It's a great community that is by far the best of which I have ever been part and has given more to me than anyone else.

Sneaky? Hey, a lot of people do a lot less for their post counts than adding recipes. If they all put one recipe a month up, we'd have about 3 cookbooks....HEY ROBBO READ THIS! A PGI COOKBOOK!!! MORE CASH FOR YOU AND WELL FED COMPETITORS, MANY OF THEM BRITISH! Yeah, you're wanting British ball to enhance? Put them on the KillerOnion diet plan.
 

Jones the Paint Magnet

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Immunity to Bruises

I don't think that's a viable option with paintball - you'd need to be continually shot all over in order to condition the skin.

By "conditioning" I refer to a technique we use in kung fu where basically you kill off the nerves in a certain part of your body and build up scar tissue to absorb impact - it roughens the skin up as well so it is less likely to tear when you hit something hard.

In times gone by, people who did this extensively ("Iron Shirt" masters) could do some pretty freaky things. One guy practiced Iron Palm so much that he could smash a brick to powder. The downside was his hand was so gnarled, he couldn't pick up an egg without breaking it, and needed his wife to do his clothes up for him. Also, unless you are super-resistant to arthritis, I wouldn't suggest trying this on any of your joints.

After a couple of weeks of hitting yourself with stuff and rubbing medicine onto the skin - instead of bruising with a nice blue/purple colour, it goes a light brown/yellow and fades after a couple of days. However, Murphy's Law states that it isn't going to be my shins or forearms that get get shot, but all the soft fleshy bits, so this is largely academic!
 
Yup I think I have to agree with you guys Tiny (dark Ritual) my right man man never appers to get bruised he put it down to 10years plus in the sport and conditioning, he dosen't even really feel getting shot. Whilst I on the other hand squeel like a piglette lol;)

Saying that areter years of cooking my hand are staem burm proff and I can dip my hands in viruaully boiling water to fish stuff out.

Long distance horse ridding women coat their seat (I leave this is your vivide imaginations) in surgical sprirt to toughen up the area for hours in the saddle:eek: This may not be all of them but the first seroius and most well know deffinatly dose:eek:

I think I will stick to the odd bruise if I have not toughened up by now after a career as a tom boy, phyco pony rodeo ridder, slam dancer, ect then madey I am just not meant to and should accept I am a girl and made to be delitacte ;)
 

guppy

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Hiya Guys & Gals!!
Onion...no i havent read the story of your cocker..where can it be found?? I very much like your summary of the paintballer community...It's a great community that is by far the best of which I have ever been part and has given more to me than anyone else. Is that from somewhere or is it a spontaneous expression of your soul? Nice nice! Sometimes it's good to have different interest from our 'significant others' I'm the outgoing daredevil DIY side of my partnership whilst my other half is the brains of the outfit & lives a more sedentary lifestyle...but we like it that way. We both get time to do our own thing. We do socialise together but just have different interests. So it's not that important to find someone who shares a passion for paintball just like you may not have a passion for what interests her, it doesnt mean we cant be interested in what each other does though...just from a distance!!
Dont know about the more bruises=more immunity thing. Maybe it works for guys but after 15 yrs of it i'm not immune!! Still as its not life threatening who's to complain!

Jones the PM... (has a ring to it..ever considered politics?)Hi! i think ill pass on your method of toughening up!! So you're from Croydon...where d'ya play? I work at Delta Force just down the A21 past Orpington. I'll try the website you suggested & see about getting some fencing 'cups'

Sparklie Hiya! I visited your website yesterday...Is that a piccy of you? Where exactly are you based? It was hard to get a perspective from the www.streetmap.co.uk page as it was very locllised? I know it's M25ish, but where exactly? I think my hand have become immune to high temperatures....too many dishes!