Paintball - is it a killer?

[KillerOnion]

Hey, bruises aren't a sign of beating to me...other than perhaps a slow snap shot. I'm probably not alone in saying that I like women a lot better when they show signs of activity instead of superficiality and idleness, i.e. makeup on their face that cost more than my lunch and more pairs of shoes in their closet than I have jerseys. A fishing rod or two and a paintgun is a heck of a lot more of a turn on than a stack of aerobics tapes. A sign I saw on the Underground pretty much conveyed the point I'd like to see a lot of women absorb and change their lives by: "Do you realize that some people drive 20 miles to a gym to run on a treadmill?"

 

[guppy]

Sure Onion i know what you're saying, but after an average weekend's play/marshalling i will have approximately 20 bruises mainly on arms & legs (where it shows!) varying from deep 'Mayhem' purple through fluorescent yellow, each having a diameter of appx 10cm! and a life span of 10 days. You cant tell me that's attractive! So i resign myself to wearing long sleeves (Bit of a bitch on the beach!) and jeans all summer long or else give up paintball...like i'm really going to do that! Or i suppose I could sit in a back bunker & just fire **** loads of paint & stand less chance of getting lit up i guess!
LOL Guppy X

PS: My other hobby is kickboxing!!

 

[KillerOnion]

Practice, dear guppy, practice! That and using a shield while marshalling should cut down on bruises immensely. Kickboxing you say? Well, I'll make it a point if I'm playing at your site to NEVER argue with your calls while you ref!

 

[guppy]

It gets too hot to wear protective guards!! Hey i'm not a violent sort y'know...i have fluffy bunnies too! Probably right about the practice though!!

 

[KillerOnion]

I was thinking more along the lines of a hand held shield, preferably clear with DON'T ARGUE in orange written on it. Fluffy bunnies? Mmm...tasty, especially when pit roasted with garlic, lemon juice, black pepper, cayenne, and a porter-apple-honey glaze and some smoked gouda cheese with a side dish of sauteed broccoli and zucchini.

 

[guppy]

Sure, and i guess you want to spit roast my cats too!! Hey i'm a VEGITARIAN man! Think i'll pass up on the sheild idea, now that would look silly! Also where do i put my 2 spare tippmans ...nah second thoughts DON'T answer that!!
LOL Guppy X

PS Got any good veggie recipies??

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Dearest Onion

When I want to be a girly girl I can and do, I like beuatiful undies I have a huge shoe collection. I have a dressing room for my clothes I had to move a wall in the house. I like nice make up it's better, the colours are cleaer it goes on better and it's my money!

I spent half of this moring with zilch make up, it and my hair brush got left on site. No big deal.

Not that long ago I had sepnt a day in my cammo buliding fields forgot to tie my very long hair back, so it was ful of twigs and pine sap and then HAD to be seen in public on route home

I coped.

For me make up shoes nice dresses ect are all an option if I want to I can if not no big deal.

some times it's nice to spend 3 hours getting dressed up, it makes a girl feel special and feminine.

Tell me what man doesn't like stokings

Just because a woman likes make up dose not make her idle or superfisial.

It shows she has a sense of self and can tell you a lot, I find it very expresive.

In another post you stated you would like a girl that could come home from training and slip into a ball gown.

Your veiws are contradictions

I think you have a lot to learn about women and what makes us tick.

I have and always will be a tom boy, untill I was 11 I had a gang and we had fights and wars and and it was always me that put the ropes up and climbed the trees.

But I also had long hair and princess dresses

Cooked,sewed, went to ballet lessons and had mad phyco ponies.

Today I was swinging up side down from the scafolding holding up the roof on site. I even felt like climbing the tree in the range.
Iam not a bloke, I like being a girl and that means scarlet lip stick, perfum and sex kitten 4" stillettos.

Sadly virtually every woman at some point in her life will be hit by a man she is in a relationship with

Some one she loves, cares for and respects will abuse and mistreat her.

This is FACT!!!!!!

The dirffrence between paintball hits and a battered wife bruise is paintball hits are not some thing to be ashamed about, you are not some victim too scared to say boo trying to hide it, cause he told you it was your fault.

The general pubic just sees battered wife

 

[guppy]

SPARKLIE CHICK ROCKS!!! GO GIRL!!
Been there...done that LOL Guppy X

PS Hey, this is starting to get deep!

 

[John Molloy]

Irritating that the protective gear available is so hot and stuffy and that it is difficult to wear, considering the gear that American footballers use is well ventilated (and bl00dy huge too) we should be able to get stuff that is better designed for the job. The latest stuff from JT is compressed foam nice insulator good if it snows but bugger all use when its sunny........ make it rigid if necessary no bouncers but more important no breast cancer no untimely funerals. Gear like that is available for biking (pedal and motor) shouldnt be difficult to convert to P-Ball.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

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well just because once in a blue moon for the heel of it I get the urge to go all bimbo dose not mean Its a life choice or I have divorced my brain.

It's a very long time since they stopped putting lead in make up!

Now that was supperficiale make up that ate your face away so you had to wear more of it and then it killed you.

am tierd poor little brain says it might not be lead but the silly white stuff that went with the equally ridicluse wigs had some majoir leauge nasty arsnic..........