Paintball and God
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he would probably play at the back cos' he really couldn't run that far that fast in those sandles. Maybe he would also get done for layering his robes and the wine and fish up his sleaves may weigh him down quite badly...
Plus his skilled carpenter whittled cocker with exquisite detail and red wine splash only gets a few balls per second...
Plus his skilled carpenter whittled cocker with exquisite detail and red wine splash only gets a few balls per second...
Would have cleaned up at New Orleans though.( wasn't that the tourney that had ankle deep water/ rain?)
IE. walking on water.
IE. walking on water.
I can't believe how offended you people are at a person asking a simple question on a christian forum.
The big problem seems to be:
"Don't push your beliefs on me!"
He didn't. YOU invaded HIS forum.
And then you turn around and laugh about what an idiot he is and how wrong he is, thereby pushing your beliefs on him, and on others like him.
Just because you don't "get it" doesn't mean you have to deride this guy and bring his belief system down.
Having said all that...Buddy Christ in DYE goggles rules!
The big problem seems to be:
"Don't push your beliefs on me!"
He didn't. YOU invaded HIS forum.
And then you turn around and laugh about what an idiot he is and how wrong he is, thereby pushing your beliefs on him, and on others like him.
Just because you don't "get it" doesn't mean you have to deride this guy and bring his belief system down.
Having said all that...Buddy Christ in DYE goggles rules!
i dont think anyone got offended, it was a light hearted post with link to be looked at light heartidly
I forgive you!!Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Best bit is, I can say what I want about christians..... they gotta forgive me or they lose "god points"
(Phew, God points secured).Anyway, I don't think Jesus would play, He'd be the Head Field Judge.
1-4-1 penalties would be a 'permanent' arrangement....
tha dude would blatently play freestyle
and bonus ball everyone and then cuss them down
fo shizzle
no lies
eric parker is god
and bonus ball everyone and then cuss them down
fo shizzle
no lies
eric parker is god
As far as I can see, a few posters commented on the original post, then we all had a bit of a laugh at the expense of God........... so OK, if He's real and he cares, he'll strike me down right?.........nothing
waiting
waiting
nope, nothing, I think Christianity is big enough to take it don't you?
Anyway, it's caused enough death and destruction to take a bit of stick don't you think.
On the negative side it's caused a multitude of religious wars and atrocity such as torture and murder in the name of "god" but on the positive side, it does give old ladies something to do when they aren't collecting plates with cat pictures on them.......so it's all good.
Still think even one of the Hindu gods could take him...... Kali, she's cool...... God never got to fight with Sinbad did he?
Did I offend you? sorry, I repent.
Forgiven me yet? I win
If not then your a bad Christian........... I still win
Okay, enough of this.
Some people (not me) might actually be offended by some of the things said in this thread, so let's knock it off.
Some people (not me) might actually be offended by some of the things said in this thread, so let's knock it off.