Paintball and God
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More importantly would Jesus play front, middle or back?
It's got to be back, even if he's got the speed, those sandles would just slow him down.
It's got to be back, even if he's got the speed, those sandles would just slow him down.
God would be such a better player than Jesus. Being omnipresent he could do a 7-man-simultaneous-mugging. Tough to beat that.
nothing good ever came from an extremist.
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I agree guns have no place in Christianity.
Look at all the people they've managed to kill without them........ don't let them have guns too.
IF god had existed he'd have mentioned dinosaurs in the bible..... shame they weren't discovered by humans until after the book was made up.
If Adam and Eve only had sons........ who in the hell did they marry? bit of a continuity error there, nearly as bad as the jeans in Gladiator.
How come Herod had problems finding Jesus? surely he just had to say "the white kid" and the soldiers were sorted.
I hope when I'm gone they celebrate my horrific torture by eating chocolate eggs, that'd be respectful.
Also..... flamingoes...... how the hell did that happen? Was it the little known eighth day? the one he'd like us to forget? and on the Eight Day god woke late, after the Sabath which was his Day off..... he looked around, traffic cone, police helmet, half eaten kebab oh god, he must have created Tequila last night. And what's that in the corner? a bloody Flamingo, never create when drunk...... that's how he created France.
Just a few of my thoughts on religion
Look at all the people they've managed to kill without them........ don't let them have guns too.
IF god had existed he'd have mentioned dinosaurs in the bible..... shame they weren't discovered by humans until after the book was made up.
If Adam and Eve only had sons........ who in the hell did they marry? bit of a continuity error there, nearly as bad as the jeans in Gladiator.
How come Herod had problems finding Jesus? surely he just had to say "the white kid" and the soldiers were sorted.
I hope when I'm gone they celebrate my horrific torture by eating chocolate eggs, that'd be respectful.
Also..... flamingoes...... how the hell did that happen? Was it the little known eighth day? the one he'd like us to forget? and on the Eight Day god woke late, after the Sabath which was his Day off..... he looked around, traffic cone, police helmet, half eaten kebab oh god, he must have created Tequila last night. And what's that in the corner? a bloody Flamingo, never create when drunk...... that's how he created France.
Just a few of my thoughts on religion
Now Jose you know the old testament is a book of fables, some well good drugs to be blamed there i think.
For heavens sake.. (couldn't resist it) don't bu##er up the eggs at easter, it's the only good part of religion.
God's good for those who need it, personally i'm a stronger person, so i believe in me.
For heavens sake..
(couldn't resist it) don't bu##er up the eggs at easter, it's the only good part of religion.God's good for those who need it, personally i'm a stronger person, so i believe in me.
I believe in Tom too!!!
He is the messiah, I should know, ive followed a few!!!
(classic python there)
He is the messiah, I should know, ive followed a few!!!
(classic python there)