Paintball and God
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This guy should go here.
Christian Paintball Players Association ( CPPA)
http://paintmagazine.com/phpBB2/
Christian Paintball Players Association ( CPPA)
http://paintmagazine.com/phpBB2/
Best bit is, I can say what I want about christians..... they gotta forgive me or they lose "god points" 
Can't imagine going through life just to get a better deal when it's finished.......... gonna look pretty silly if Horus and Set are waiting for you aren't you.
"I've led a good life, free of sin, no sex, no drink, no partying, I've been a good Christian, can I come into heaven"
"sorry mate, we just weigh your heart..... over 2lbs and your in..... didn't you read the leaflet? we sent one to every house.... go see the bloke in the blue jacket and Jackal head"
I've looked at all the stuff you have to avoid to get into heaven, and it's pretty much everything I like........... think I'll keep going as I am and just hope it's Buddha waiting up top.
Which religion is best? I reckon if it came down to an all out fight the Hindu god's would kick seven shades of sh!+e out of the rest........ even the weedy ones have got a couple of extra arms and a shed load of spears. We get a god who looks like he should be on a christmas card, The hindu's get Tekken vs Mortal Kombat.
Can't imagine going through life just to get a better deal when it's finished.......... gonna look pretty silly if Horus and Set are waiting for you aren't you.
"I've led a good life, free of sin, no sex, no drink, no partying, I've been a good Christian, can I come into heaven"
"sorry mate, we just weigh your heart..... over 2lbs and your in..... didn't you read the leaflet? we sent one to every house.... go see the bloke in the blue jacket and Jackal head"
I've looked at all the stuff you have to avoid to get into heaven, and it's pretty much everything I like........... think I'll keep going as I am and just hope it's Buddha waiting up top.
Which religion is best? I reckon if it came down to an all out fight the Hindu god's would kick seven shades of sh!+e out of the rest........ even the weedy ones have got a couple of extra arms and a shed load of spears. We get a god who looks like he should be on a christmas card, The hindu's get Tekken vs Mortal Kombat.
It's true though.... God's just narked cos all the other dieties didn't want to hang with the sandal wearing hippy. One true god? boring, imagine how many different christmas cards the Egyptians could send.
Bet God couldn't be a baddy in Stargate either, could he.... or get into a fetish club.
"oooh, no God's angry at us Ra, what ever will we do..... he might send locusts or even frogs" "Sobek, dude, have you looked in the mirror mate? just bite his face off with your crocodile head, that or phone environmental health and report him".
"On your hopper God"
"ah, but marshall you don't need to paintcheck me"
"bugger off god, your not Obi Wan Kenobi, even if you do have the bathrobe"
Bet God couldn't be a baddy in Stargate either, could he.... or get into a fetish club.
"oooh, no God's angry at us Ra, what ever will we do..... he might send locusts or even frogs" "Sobek, dude, have you looked in the mirror mate? just bite his face off with your crocodile head, that or phone environmental health and report him".
"On your hopper God"
"ah, but marshall you don't need to paintcheck me"
"bugger off god, your not Obi Wan Kenobi, even if you do have the bathrobe"
on a serious note about that christian forum its good how paintball was generally described by the general public as a sport and not a game.
on a not so serious note does anyone have the patience to sign up on it and post a thread about male on male felching being morally acceptable?? surely that would make a more interesting read.
on a not so serious note does anyone have the patience to sign up on it and post a thread about male on male felching being morally acceptable?? surely that would make a more interesting read.