As God is My Witness ...
Everybody freeze. TJ stated,
"I win tha Pulitzer Prize for my groundbreaking expose piece which proves once and for all that Tyger and Bob Long are ONE AND THA SAME PERSON. Think about it - you never see em together, do ya?"
Clear case of I think he dost protest too much!
And then, for the clincher,
"Team p8ntballer.com dominates Elsham and reforms for Toulouse with Cow,Manning and J-lo on side - and promptly bombs out..." he refers to Justin Owbini.
For those of you not in on the inside joke, no worries. For the rest of you: Smells like ... victory.
(PS: T-Lo, loved the former Hasselhoff avatar, you truly rock.)
Your good friend,
Larry Janecka