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€gg

This really is my face...
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So im just outside a fort with twisty. Im taking paint from just 20 ft away off the corner by a two guys on the snake laydown. So Twist says he'l take over while I flank them. He's weilding an impulse vision and im clutching at an infeno............nuff said.
So I go into the fort to come out the back around their position and ambush these two bandits. However this other guy came through the entrance im thinking of exiting. We both freeze...and we lit each other up, in a fiasco of jumping, looking away, hopping, firing, screaming 'You bitch, you bitch' and then returning to the dead box. :eek:
I have no idea if twist made it, if he was raped from behind or if he cleaned house....you'l just have to ask him.
 

Half-Pint

Underground
Jun 18, 2002
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I wasn't involved in this incident, but it can't be left out, so here goes. After a rather heated game(again on the illusive fort field) a certain Robinator was moaning bout the excessive shooting we all put in his direction, what it's not a crime! anywho as we were walking back in a certain baller named twisty took a pop shot at the moaning minge which quite litterally went UP his anus. and as he pulled the inferno powered wedgie from its grasp the amazingly INTACT paintball fell to the ground.
It was SO dam funny.

HP
 

Twisty

Softly spoken
Jan 20, 2002
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Leamington Spa
Cant help but notice the number of stories involving me :)
HP, that was a bloody funny shot and €gg my man... The answer is 'Cleaned House' :D
Twist