well, never really had a bad experiance but, i was punter marshalling, and got shot right on the tip of my pen*s.
droped to the floor like a ton of bricks
droped to the floor like a ton of bricks
mines bigger than yours
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I've still got the scar from....
... my ultimate stupidity, I walked past the door of a fort and saw a guy in there, dived to get out of the way and he missed me, about 3 minutes later my team is crying for help from the other side of the fort so I walk past the door again...idiot... same guy was standing in the doorway with his Eclipse Shocker one ball straight in the ribs, swear I heard a crack, still got a faint bruise! (like 4 months ago!!!)
... my ultimate stupidity, I walked past the door of a fort and saw a guy in there, dived to get out of the way and he missed me, about 3 minutes later my team is crying for help from the other side of the fort so I walk past the door again...idiot... same guy was standing in the doorway with his Eclipse Shocker one ball straight in the ribs, swear I heard a crack, still got a faint bruise! (like 4 months ago!!!)
Late '80s ,playing with splatmasters and wearing UVEX goggles, but no masks. I got shot right on the tip of my nose from six foot away....
A few years later,at an indoor field, opposite team player hid away inside a bunker , onto which I climbed. He puts the barrel through an arrow slit up against the back of my knee and fires.....oww!
Last year at a punter game, I'm teamed up with a girl on her first game,we are playing the speedball field at Campaign. On the break we run and slide into the first bunker and her finger hits the trigger with the barrel of her marker tucked under my shoulder blade..... owwww!!!!
And finally...at Kenny's Revenge this year I was tinkering at the firing range when someone on thier way to the chrono accidently hits the trigger on their marker, from about 7 foot away wham, 5 inch wide welt on the thigh,which I really should have entered for " welt of the day" 'cept I wasn't about to pull my strides down in that crowd......oww,fuggin'owwwww!!!!
A few years later,at an indoor field, opposite team player hid away inside a bunker , onto which I climbed. He puts the barrel through an arrow slit up against the back of my knee and fires.....oww!
Last year at a punter game, I'm teamed up with a girl on her first game,we are playing the speedball field at Campaign. On the break we run and slide into the first bunker and her finger hits the trigger with the barrel of her marker tucked under my shoulder blade..... owwww!!!!
And finally...at Kenny's Revenge this year I was tinkering at the firing range when someone on thier way to the chrono accidently hits the trigger on their marker, from about 7 foot away wham, 5 inch wide welt on the thigh,which I really should have entered for " welt of the day" 'cept I wasn't about to pull my strides down in that crowd......oww,fuggin'owwwww!!!!
OOOOO Jahlads bruises Ouch
Bloody Massive he rocked with the pump though when he recived his welts
CHEERS BATTY
Bloody Massive he rocked with the pump though when he recived his welts
CHEERS BATTY
One of the worst I've seen was when one of our players was 'assaulted' at the last tourny at Elsham! The player, despite being hit came round the bunker lunged his barrel at the guys colar bone bayonett style, and dumped about 3 balls at point blank into his colar.... oh and then proceeded to stand over him lighting him up!
No wonder that team aint pro anymore!!!!!!
Paul.
No wonder that team aint pro anymore!!!!!!
Paul.
Worst hit
I mean come on.......those things are as big as a back man, cant miss em.
Muppet, how ya get hit by a bus?Originally posted by Gogger
I was hit by a bus doing 30 mph, it's first point of contact was the back of my head, that was a good one.
Anybody thinking "Well that explains a lot!" Please say it to my face.
I mean come on.......those things are as big as a back man, cant miss em.
just like to prove i WILL rush people or mug them even with a pump gun!
heheh i must be bonkers!
Ouch
Stupid thing to do at the time but in reflection it was as funny as hell. I was playing rec ball and the deal was to get on this bridge. I legged it through no mans land and up to the foot of the bridge until I saw the two blokes with their gun aimed at me. I got painted all over and after I pulled myself from the floor I limped away to have myself several impressive wounds.
I love paintball
Stupid thing to do at the time but in reflection it was as funny as hell. I was playing rec ball and the deal was to get on this bridge. I legged it through no mans land and up to the foot of the bridge until I saw the two blokes with their gun aimed at me. I got painted all over and after I pulled myself from the floor I limped away to have myself several impressive wounds.
I love paintball
have yall seen that cover shoot for rolling stone where johnny knoxville got shot like 15 times in the crotch and stomach? those were the worst welts i've ever seen!