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Mario

Mario

Pigeon amongst the cats
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We seem to be missing one.

Originally posted by Barbie@AFGM
How many guys have been in this situation?

Say you and your Missus (or any girl for that matter) pop into a pub for a quiet lunchtime drink, probably on a Sunday (although this could be any day!). After a couple of drinks you feel a bit peckish. Oh what luck, there's a snack menu on the table. You browse through and decide you're gonna get a bowl of chips. You ask the lady if she would like anything. 'No thanks, I'm fine' is the response.

Now, if you are fine and do not want anything, WHY DO YOU EAT HALF MY F**KING CHIPS WHEN THEY ARRIVE?! I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING, I WOULD EVEN HAVE PAID FOR IT, BUT YOU SAID NO! IF YOU WANTED SOME YOU SHOULD'VE SAID YES!!!!

Breathe, calm down............

So where's the rule that covers this scenario because I definitely believe there should be one!
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bitchslap!!!! with your pimp hand....works everytime :D :D


disclaimer

mario does not condone the use of violence in a relationship, nor would he actually ever do such a thing :rolleyes: you do this at your own risk...
 
SWEET N SOUR

SWEET N SOUR

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Re: We seem to be missing one.

Originally posted by Mario
bitchslap!!!! with your pimp hand....works everytime :D :D


disclaimer

mario does not condone the use of violence in a relationship, nor would he actually ever do such a thing :rolleyes: you do this at your own risk...
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:mad:Why even say it then?!:rolleyes:
 
Tinks

Tinks

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i dont think p8ntballers are THAT hardcore. :p.. cos if they are... im staying well away :D
 
Tinks

Tinks

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it was about paintball....till we got onto the subject of...snoop dogg... :D
 
stongle

stongle

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Originally posted by morbidangel
it was about paintball....till we got onto the subject of...snoop dogg... :D
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Nope,

I think you and Ms Sweet & Sour were using P8 as a cheaper version of Single.com or whatever. We simply attempted to save you being groomed by some of the Internet perv's round these parts. I can think of a few who definitely should be on the sexual offenders list.

And as to the S to the N to the double O, P, he's never been the same since he got hijacked by women's Lib and Yo MTV Cribs as the acceptable face of pimping. Hell that foo, could've sold Slim fast if he ever weighed over a buck O'five. Fo'shizzle my nizzle? whatever happened to "G's up, Ho's down if dat biatch can't swim, she bound to driz'own". ;)
 
Tinks

Tinks

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ppffft... single.com i thinks not! :D thats a bit crazy ;)
morbs a big girl...i thinks i can handle myself among.... you lot :D
 
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