Men(s) Rule(s) 10 reasons to date a p8ntballer re-visited

[SiXplicit]

We seem to be missing one.

How many guys have been in this situation?

Say you and your Missus (or any girl for that matter) pop into a pub for a quiet lunchtime drink, probably on a Sunday (although this could be any day!). After a couple of drinks you feel a bit peckish. Oh what luck, there's a snack menu on the table. You browse through and decide you're gonna get a bowl of chips. You ask the lady if she would like anything. 'No thanks, I'm fine' is the response.

Now, if you are fine and do not want anything, WHY DO YOU EAT HALF MY F**KING CHIPS WHEN THEY ARRIVE?! I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING, I WOULD EVEN HAVE PAID FOR IT, BUT YOU SAID NO! IF YOU WANTED SOME YOU SHOULD'VE SAID YES!!!!

Breathe, calm down............

So where's the rule that covers this scenario because I definitely believe there should be one!

 

[SWEET N SOUR]

LOL!! When you get home you eat more... put up with the temporary hunger...anywaz its good for you means that you wont put on anymore weight that may cause the girl to dump you!!! Basically there is no answer just put up with it!!

 

[Tinks]

heehee..buy an extra plate of chips and put it in the middle of you and your girl...then instead of reaching over to your plate..she'll take the one in the middle!! genius morb thinks!!

 

[Twiglet]

We seem to be missing one.

Originally posted by Barbie@AFGM
How many guys have been in this situation?

Say you and your Missus (or any girl for that matter) pop into a pub for a quiet lunchtime drink, probably on a Sunday (although this could be any day!). After a couple of drinks you feel a bit peckish. Oh what luck, there's a snack menu on the table. You browse through and decide you're gonna get a bowl of chips. You ask the lady if she would like anything. 'No thanks, I'm fine' is the response.

Now, if you are fine and do not want anything, WHY DO YOU EAT HALF MY F**KING CHIPS WHEN THEY ARRIVE?! I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING, I WOULD EVEN HAVE PAID FOR IT, BUT YOU SAID NO! IF YOU WANTED SOME YOU SHOULD'VE SAID YES!!!!

Pah. Chips. Don't think I've ever turned down the offer of a drink that's for sure The rule to cover that scenario i believe is forget the chips, absorbs the booze and all that. just a students pov

 

[suiter]

im not seeing any paintball here :| *pokes baca in a non gay way to get his attention*

 

[Baca Loco]

Originally posted by suiter
im not seeing any paintball here :| *pokes baca in a non gay way to get his attention*

Quite so, Suiter. We do allow the occasional amusement and I've "pruned" this thread a couple of times in an effort reminiscent of a Chinese contortionist to keep it alive primarily 'cus I'm trying desperately to be an enlightened guy while the p8ntchicks continue chattering on blithely unaware. See, I'm not all bad. Just mostly.

 

[suiter]

is that your way of telling me you always wanted to know what it felt like to be there in the toilet to hear what the buggers talk about? or that you secretly want to be a woman? .... im lost lol Back briefly on topic i think a woman should only date a p8ntballer if she likes pb to or if shes an enlightened person who respects that its a sport... and that for being paintballers we are indeed cooler than footballers, rugby players, golfers, cricketers, formula 1 drivers, god, rowers, cyclists, swimmers (grape smuglers) .... i think i made my point clear

ps. this post lacks the word crraazzzyyy...

 

[Tinks]

damn right it does

just for you suiter.... crraazzzyyy!!....
its true women should date p8ntballers...me thinks their the only 'hardcore' peeps out there..pffft footballers, whatever
baca... you aint ALL bad..

 

[stongle]

Morbid,

the prevailing "hardcore" quality amongst the posters here is their collection of animal porn.

Are you sure this is the best place to meet the man of your dreams?

 

[Tinks]

heehee...i guess your right stongle... theres a good hardcore paintballer... and a bad hardcore paintballer