Men(s) Rule(s) 10 reasons to date a p8ntballer re-visited
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not as funny...but hey 
-To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
-Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.
-Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.
-Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
-If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks.
-There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.
-To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
-Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.
-Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.
-Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
-If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks.
-There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.
I got bought a great little book for my birthday last year called 'What women say about men'...
Hee's a few of my favourites:
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
Women are not men's equals in anything except responsibility. We are not there inferiors, either, or even their superiors. We are quite simply different races.
The more i see of men the more i like dogs.
My particular favourite:
The male is a domestic animal, which if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things
And finally one for y'all to think about:
If it wasn't for women, men would still be hanging from trees.
Hee's a few of my favourites:
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
Women are not men's equals in anything except responsibility. We are not there inferiors, either, or even their superiors. We are quite simply different races.
The more i see of men the more i like dogs.
My particular favourite:
The male is a domestic animal, which if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things
And finally one for y'all to think about:
If it wasn't for women, men would still be hanging from trees.
wheres my post gone?!
LOL!!! That's cruel!!Originally posted by morbidangel
ahwell...here it is again...for all you lovely people
- 'men are like floor tiles, lay them right the first time...and you can walk all over them for years..'
