Joe Bob
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Interesting use of the word 'funny', perhaps the words 'obvious that' would be more appropriate!
Sorry JB, had to be done!
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Jesus man, don’t wind up the American High school “outsiders”. Do you want another High School Shooting?????
See below News Flash…..
“Authorities in Virginia have today announced another High School Shooting Incident. At present there is no confirmation on the number of victims, although Authorities have already identified the culprit. Police have stated that High School Outsider Joe Bob, armed with what has been described as a High Powered Paintball Marker disguised as a Heckler & Koch MP5 (but now known to experts to be a Tippman A-5), went on a rampage following Morning recess. Staring wildly Joe Bob strolled the corridors over-shooting his victims repeatedly hollering “Check Him Marshall” and “I own you beaaaiiitch”. At a loss to explain such behavior, High School Principal Buttworth, suggested that Joe Bob was driven insane by his incessant quest for a High Post count on various Internet sites. Although treated for his addiction in early January, British Bullies pushed Joe Bob to breaking point intent on character assassination. Preliminary Police enquiry’s lead to notorious poster Smally85, also wanted in conjunction with the Pete Townsend Pedophilia and child porn investigation. Locals in the small Virginia town stated that Joe Bob had previously been seen acting strangely after discovering what has now been identified as “Irony”. US Authorities are concerned that such a Phenominum could be sweeping the US as part of a Terrorist Plot to undermine the Free World. White House sources announced the sending of the Aircraft Carriers George Washington and Nimitz to the English Channel in an apparent display of Force aimed deterring the spread of “Irony”. National Security Advisor Condolenzza Rice, was quoted as saying “Irony now constitutes the biggest threat to the free world since the Cuban Missile Crisis. We most stop the proliferation of WPD (weapons of psychological destruction) to rogue un-democratic states, especially the United Kingdom. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was later quoted as “Kill em all, let God sort em out!!!!”
In response to the High School Shooting incident the British government has decided to outlaw breathing. Although questioned on the reasons for what is currently being described as a “knee-jerk” reaction, David Blunkett replied, “Idiots such as Willie E Coyote, Road Runner and Bugs Bunny with their glamorization of violence, have led to the spread of Paintball in today’s youth. The British people will not tolerate the spread of such a culture and we will tackle the problem at it’s route cause”. When questioned whether this measure was overkill, and would not banning Paintball Markers be sufficient; Government Official’s announced that this measure would not be enough and that in fact the ability to breath was to blame. Civil Liberties groups have criticized this move, but El Presidente Blair is expected to make Breathing Illegal as soon as he is crowned King.”
See what you done Smally85!!!!
Jesus man, don’t wind up the American High school “outsiders”. Do you want another High School Shooting?????
See below News Flash…..
“Authorities in Virginia have today announced another High School Shooting Incident. At present there is no confirmation on the number of victims, although Authorities have already identified the culprit. Police have stated that High School Outsider Joe Bob, armed with what has been described as a High Powered Paintball Marker disguised as a Heckler & Koch MP5 (but now known to experts to be a Tippman A-5), went on a rampage following Morning recess. Staring wildly Joe Bob strolled the corridors over-shooting his victims repeatedly hollering “Check Him Marshall” and “I own you beaaaiiitch”. At a loss to explain such behavior, High School Principal Buttworth, suggested that Joe Bob was driven insane by his incessant quest for a High Post count on various Internet sites. Although treated for his addiction in early January, British Bullies pushed Joe Bob to breaking point intent on character assassination. Preliminary Police enquiry’s lead to notorious poster Smally85, also wanted in conjunction with the Pete Townsend Pedophilia and child porn investigation. Locals in the small Virginia town stated that Joe Bob had previously been seen acting strangely after discovering what has now been identified as “Irony”. US Authorities are concerned that such a Phenominum could be sweeping the US as part of a Terrorist Plot to undermine the Free World. White House sources announced the sending of the Aircraft Carriers George Washington and Nimitz to the English Channel in an apparent display of Force aimed deterring the spread of “Irony”. National Security Advisor Condolenzza Rice, was quoted as saying “Irony now constitutes the biggest threat to the free world since the Cuban Missile Crisis. We most stop the proliferation of WPD (weapons of psychological destruction) to rogue un-democratic states, especially the United Kingdom. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was later quoted as “Kill em all, let God sort em out!!!!”
In response to the High School Shooting incident the British government has decided to outlaw breathing. Although questioned on the reasons for what is currently being described as a “knee-jerk” reaction, David Blunkett replied, “Idiots such as Willie E Coyote, Road Runner and Bugs Bunny with their glamorization of violence, have led to the spread of Paintball in today’s youth. The British people will not tolerate the spread of such a culture and we will tackle the problem at it’s route cause”. When questioned whether this measure was overkill, and would not banning Paintball Markers be sufficient; Government Official’s announced that this measure would not be enough and that in fact the ability to breath was to blame. Civil Liberties groups have criticized this move, but El Presidente Blair is expected to make Breathing Illegal as soon as he is crowned King.”
See what you done Smally85!!!!
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And how did you find out about Pete Townsend and me? I'm gonna have to destroy my HD now! Damn it!
Your not calling me a bully are you? Me? Sweet little innocent me? HeHe
I'm still getting over how Irony broke into the USA, for the last century it has been blocked by those nasty authorities and now, it finnally breaks through and sets about destroying that wonderful society they have set up! Well, those WPDs, what can you do? I think the only course of action is to reply in kind, one Weapon of Mass Destruction against another! Nuke the UK!
Now, King Tone, that sounds like a good idea! (Problem is he probably really thinks like that!)
Well anyway, I'd just like to apologise to all the UN Weapons inspectors who will be sent to search for the UKs WPDs for wasting thier time. I'd also like to apologise to all the families of the US Servicemen and women who will be sent to the UK to find these WPDs even though there is no evidence that they even exist. I would also like to apologise to Joe Bobs victims and thier families, I take full responsibility for pushing JB over the edge with my participation in bullying him, and some may say leading the bullying.
Stongl, you have talent man! That was great!
Smally
HaHaHa... good old Tippys! Bound to cause a controvosy one day!Originally posted by stongl
Jesus man, don’t wind up the American High school “outsiders”. Do you want another High School Shooting?????
See below News Flash…..
“Authorities in Virginia have today announced another High School Shooting Incident. At present there is no confirmation on the number of victims, although Authorities have already identified the culprit. Police have stated that High School Outsider Joe Bob, armed with what has been described as a High Powered Paintball Marker disguised as a Heckler & Koch MP5 (but now known to experts to be a Tippman A-5), went on a rampage following Morning recess. Staring wildly Joe Bob strolled the corridors over-shooting his victims repeatedly hollering “Check Him Marshall” and “I own you beaaaiiitch”. At a loss to explain such behavior, High School Principal Buttworth, suggested that Joe Bob was driven insane by his incessant quest for a High Post count on various Internet sites. Although treated for his addiction in early January, British Bullies pushed Joe Bob to breaking point intent on character assassination. Preliminary Police enquiry’s lead to notorious poster Smally85, also wanted in conjunction with the Pete Townsend Pedophilia and child porn investigation. Locals in the small Virginia town stated that Joe Bob had previously been seen acting strangely after discovering what has now been identified as “Irony”. US Authorities are concerned that such a Phenominum could be sweeping the US as part of a Terrorist Plot to undermine the Free World. White House sources announced the sending of the Aircraft Carriers George Washington and Nimitz to the English Channel in an apparent display of Force aimed deterring the spread of “Irony”. National Security Advisor Condolenzza Rice, was quoted as saying “Irony now constitutes the biggest threat to the free world since the Cuban Missile Crisis. We most stop the proliferation of WPD (weapons of psychological destruction) to rogue un-democratic states, especially the United Kingdom. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was later quoted as “Kill em all, let God sort em out!!!!”
In response to the High School Shooting incident the British government has decided to outlaw breathing. Although questioned on the reasons for what is currently being described as a “knee-jerk” reaction, David Blunkett replied, “Idiots such as Willie E Coyote, Road Runner and Bugs Bunny with their glamorization of violence, have led to the spread of Paintball in today’s youth. The British people will not tolerate the spread of such a culture and we will tackle the problem at it’s route cause”. When questioned whether this measure was overkill, and would not banning Paintball Markers be sufficient; Government Official’s announced that this measure would not be enough and that in fact the ability to breath was to blame. Civil Liberties groups have criticized this move, but El Presidente Blair is expected to make Breathing Illegal as soon as he is crowned King.”
See what you done Smally85!!!!
And how did you find out about Pete Townsend and me? I'm gonna have to destroy my HD now! Damn it!
Your not calling me a bully are you? Me? Sweet little innocent me?
HeHeI'm still getting over how Irony broke into the USA, for the last century it has been blocked by those nasty authorities and now, it finnally breaks through and sets about destroying that wonderful society they have set up! Well, those WPDs, what can you do? I think the only course of action is to reply in kind, one Weapon of Mass Destruction against another! Nuke the UK!
Now, King Tone, that sounds like a good idea! (Problem is he probably really thinks like that!)
Well anyway, I'd just like to apologise to all the UN Weapons inspectors who will be sent to search for the UKs WPDs for wasting thier time. I'd also like to apologise to all the families of the US Servicemen and women who will be sent to the UK to find these WPDs even though there is no evidence that they even exist. I would also like to apologise to Joe Bobs victims and thier families, I take full responsibility for pushing JB over the edge with my participation in bullying him, and some may say leading the bullying.
Stongl, you have talent man! That was great!
Smally
Gotta watch the facetious comments though with PGI's very own version of Irony Inspectors. TJ's probably got my house target "lased" already...... Just waiting for the GBU-28 to drop though the letter box!
Yeah dude, stealing and expanding on
my gag at Your Mom's expense...cheap shot.
So respect is due!
my gag at Your Mom's expense...cheap shot.
So respect is due!
Oh dear god!
A mod.... quick out the side exit! Run!!!
I'll bet the mods have taps on all our phones, they are like some sort of new CIA department, an all seeing, all powerful, Anti-Irony Department.
Sorry Oh great one please don't hurt me!
Oh yeah, I didn't know there was a limit on the amount of smilies you could put in a post! I had to rewrite my last post! Grrrr!
Smally
A mod.... quick out the side exit! Run!!!
I'll bet the mods have taps on all our phones, they are like some sort of new CIA department, an all seeing, all powerful, Anti-Irony Department.
Sorry Oh great one please don't hurt me!
Oh yeah, I didn't know there was a limit on the amount of smilies you could put in a post! I had to rewrite my last post! Grrrr!
Smally
Make Joe Bob a mod, new world order.
I'm thinking of founding a religion based on his teachings.
Anyone interested in the JoeBobCult.
Maybe that's a typo?
I'm thinking of founding a religion based on his teachings.
Anyone interested in the JoeBobCult.
Maybe that's a typo?
