Ah yes I should hope so too, but speak for yourself.
Perhaps a more subtle approach should be taken. Blackmail.
Knowing the various perversions enjoyed by such individuals involved in local / quango governmental organisations (animals, suction devices, golf etc etc), it should present no problems to procure photographic evidence to force the issue.
I don't think the dead horses head thing will give us the image we so desire.
Seriously though, the behavior of the Sports Council has been absolutely disgraceful and inconsistent in it's policy implementation (christ long words, having a laquatious day). Perhaps it has reached a point where we tell em b*llock's (Americans see "Translation Please" thread for explanation of b*llocks), and get on with it ourselves. It's not as though we'll ever get lottery funding as this all goes to the Afghan Gay and Lesbian's pro-speed-bump in Supermarket carparks Alliance (also a possible Al-Queda funding source). Oh I'm so wound up I sound like the Daily Mail.