Inspiring Quotes

[ListerOfSmeg]

Quote by Rob (Guy I used to work with:

Rob: "F**k me look at the ar*e on that!"
Me: "Dude you're married"
Rob: "Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu"

"I've got a cunning plan..." Baldrick from Blackadder

"It's better to rule in Hell than be a servent in Heaven" Willem Dafoe in Animal Factory

"My teachers always told me I'm useless and will never amount to anything...well, I'm f**king rich!" Billy Connoly (Probably not an exact quote)

 

[Kevin]

'everyone laughed when i said i was going to be a comedian, well their not laughing now.' bob monkhouse.

 

[Stokecity_m]

opps, already posted

 

[pyroLX]

"forgiveness is between them and god. I just arrange the meeting."

"He who is under thirty and is not liberal has no heart; he who is over thirty and is not conservative has no brains."

"Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure."

 

[Seany]

Sports reporter, " Gordon Can we have a quick word?"

Gordon Strachan, " Velocity!"

hes a comic genoius, with a whole array of them


............ which i have already posted ...

 

[titoburito]

"There was one small problem with the plan Baldders: it was bollocks" - Captain Blackadder

 

[Kevin]

'I like women, but i couldnt eat a whole one, though I think I know where I'd start' Jonathan Ross

 

[Oli HPG]

only the dead have seen the end of war *Plato*

erarae humanum est....

 

[Bedlam]

errae humanum est....

Yeah, but to completely balls it up takes a computer

 

[Oli HPG]

sorry for typo...just saw it...cheers bud!

and true