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Inspiring Quotes

Kat

I'm a love Albatross.
Aug 18, 2006
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Carlisle/ Leeds
'This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.'

Lori Petty - Tank Girl
 

titoburito

Old dog - old tricks
Jul 19, 2005
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North West
kill em all, let god sort em out.
Ironically adapted from Pope Innocent's famous line during the papal inquisition into the Cathar Langedouc region of France


"We shall fight on the beaches.We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the steets, we shall fight in the hills.We shall never surrender"
- Winston Churchill
 

Seany

www.northernquarterpb.com
Mar 19, 2007
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Northern Quarter
www.corruptedpb.com
maybe not so inspiring but good non the less

all from Gordon Strachan

On Wayne Rooney...
"It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.

Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.

Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative
man, down.

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"

Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!

Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!