inoducing pb to my girlfriend

[Richie-Carrot]

No cos some of your male friends arent ballers so why would it matter and it doesnt hurt that much to bitch about it anyway every other paintballer male/female puts up with it why shouldnt your women

possibly the saddest comment i ever heard....good way to encourage folk into the game !


the way forward is bubble wrap mate or perhaps some kind of drug which numbs the nervous system

it isnt that bad really folks, when we think about it, the only time i been hurt is when some tit has been using a hot gun, or paint which has formerly been used in the 1950`s i think if you take her to either practice day, or punter day and let her loose if it is a practice day then tell the lads/lasss to concentrate their shots on her pack, just to get her used to the inital shock of coming under fire, you will find that confidence will rise v quickly mate, and you will have conqoured the age old ballers nightmare that is "wifestopsplay" syndrome or perhaps even worse the rare "wifemademesellmefrigginkitagain" ITUS which is fatal to ballers !

 

[johnmassive]

Originally posted by Richie-Carrot
possibly the saddest comment i ever heard....good way to encourage folk into the game !


the age old ballers nightmare that is "wifestopsplay" syndrome or perhaps even worse the rare "wifemademesellmefrigginkitagain" ITUS which is fatal to ballers !

wife syndrome / wifeitus = can also be known as christmas time


but yeah i agree, apart from bubble wrap, as i recently just thought of wrapped newspaper. now who said the daily sport was totally useless!!!

but some1 said dont push her, and since ive stop saying "get shot", "get shot", "get shot" (no folks im not a sadist) its been like "what does it feel like", etc.

i remember when i was 13, even the sound of sterlings 1bps ca-chink-splat rattling the walls was a trembling thought, so god knows what people think (especially those who dont own a marker), when they here of 20+bps etc. but the same goes for sushi - try it, shut up and put up i suppose, but if you dont your not a "sissy" as many on this thread have quoted, its simply just not your thing!

thx for every1's feedback!

 

[johnmassive]

 

[johnmassive]

a PM from our friend paintordie

Author Message
paintordie
Pro member

Registered: Oct 2003
Posts: 178
UR A ****ING PRICK
Thats right fat **** you heard it hear first you and your overwieght fat ball licking ho from manchester can lick my balls yo ****ing ho, oh and by the way UR A ****ING PRICK

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ive just checked my PM's and i found the above message

i suppose the news that "i am your daddy" was not taken well.

does anybody else feel that the need for caps lock in this PM puts a picture that this guy/girl/TV/person was crying when he emailed me this message???

p.s. things hurt a lot less if you dont take yourself so seriously
perhaps if you keep trying you may get yourself that eluded ambition also know as a "friend".

Have a Nice Day!





p.p.s the salvation army link works if you need some attention, but you can also find plenty of love in the room below:

http://www.darius-danesh.org.uk/

p.p.p.s i could imagine that you would want my gf to lick your balls, but dude, why would you want me to do it aswell? i suppose each to their own!

p.p.p.p.s i thought that you had your balls surgically removed!

 

[Baca Loco]

Johnmassive
No problems with your posts excepting the most recent copying of a pm. It's a quirk of mine that I prefer that pm's stay private and not end up on the boards. If you have a problem with the content you are always welcome to let a mod know. Thanks.

paintordie
Being such a hardcore tough guy you'll understand why you're being banned--at least temporarily--and will, no doubt, take it like a man.

Since this thread seems to no longer have anything to say it's also being closed.