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Richie-Carrot

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iam trying to get the lady to play, even bought a marker "hmm was it really for her richie ?" when we practice we have some light weight kevlar armour which covers the two sensitive bits at the front:) which she has used before, paint breaks dead easy it dunt hurt and is very light to play....this is great but obviously cannot be used in real time play but that dunt matter for me at the mo ? coz she just wants to practice



have you considered body armour ?



rich
 

mutley

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Originally posted by johnmassive
yep, it is just the massive sized baps that get in the way, motocross chest plate may work though.
or those bap protectors you get in fencing(the sword varity not garden variaty) for women

any way take her to a woods ball walkon day the fields are bigger than supp air so she can get a taste of it and the balls loss some of their power of the distance travelled
 

Aten-Re

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Trafford rocks

Hows goes it, this post is funny, tell your gf that on average girls have 20% more non essential body fat then men, thus it wont hurt.

Also the girl from chav central Hertfordshire, you are having a laugh, check you crime stats, man you have, Hatfield, Luton, Hemel, Welwyn. When I pass this area on the M1-A1(M) its foot down and hope to come out on the other side in one piece.

Peace.
 

johnmassive

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Trafford rocks

Originally posted by Aten-Re
Hows goes it, this post is funny, tell your gf that on average girls have 20% more non essential body fat then men, thus it wont hurt.

Also the girl from chav central Hertfordshire, you are having a laugh, check you crime stats, man you have, Hatfield, Luton, Hemel, Welwyn. When I pass this area on the M1-A1(M) its foot down and hope to come out on the other side in one piece.

Peace.
the one from hertfordshire wasnt a girl originally, instead he was emotionally moved by the winner of big brother and decided a lifestyle change was in order for him..erm...my apologies...her to be happy, unfortunately the eratic itching from the surgery caused his hands to rapidly twitch forcing his typing to come out as

"a$$40l3 y0u|2 ma biaaatc4" loosely translated as "bum your my female canine".

"4nd 1 am y0u|2 p1mp" loosely translated as "i am your puss filled petrusion of the outer skin"

either that or his middle class parents have payed for that "how to be emimen in 7 days" course you see advertised in the famous lads music magazine "Plastic Gangster".

no but honestly i think he is a lad from his badboy attitude, its just a shame his reformed genital hasnt turned out as he hoped.

anyway i still pray to jesus for him. as i think we all should! let him know the world has love.

now new subject:

bodyfat and paintball welts.

personally if it hits my bony areas (which means for me - my head, ankle, knees and elbows ;) ) it has a sharper initial pain, but fades away very fast. but when it gets my fat it dont hurt initially but has a lot of after pain (hence the chicken dance when i get shot up)

does anybody else notice that doing a little jig takes the pain away?
 

johnmassive

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Trafford rocks

Originally posted by Aten-Re
Hows goes it, this post is funny, tell your gf that on average girls have 20% more non essential body fat then men,Peace.
lol, you might think that they are not essential but we bloody dont!:D
 

johnmassive

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Originally posted by paintordie
HA your a funny ****er, manchester is ****ing gun ho captial of england yo bitches
nottingham is actually not that it means anything though. pluss i thought you were board of this thread?
 
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