Quite shocking really--at least I'm shocked
I am quite sure this has degenerated into something Mr. Owen certainly couldn't have foreseen.
I am quite sure this has degenerated into something Mr. Owen certainly couldn't have foreseen.
I am the poodle;
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Poodles are useful for a lot of things:
1. Cleaning broken paint out of your hopper.
2. Wiping up spilled drinks and grease off your back deck.
3. Improving your self esteem by virtue of the fact that you have a .0001% chance of having a haircut stupider than theirs.
4. Convenient furry object to rub hands on and give someone a static shock. (I do that to everyone that I know that owns a poodle every time I get the chance!)
5. Pen and pencil holder.
6. Bathroom mop.
7. Golf club cleaner.
And if I actually get one myself, who knows how many more will come to light?
1. Cleaning broken paint out of your hopper.
2. Wiping up spilled drinks and grease off your back deck.
3. Improving your self esteem by virtue of the fact that you have a .0001% chance of having a haircut stupider than theirs.
4. Convenient furry object to rub hands on and give someone a static shock. (I do that to everyone that I know that owns a poodle every time I get the chance!)
5. Pen and pencil holder.
6. Bathroom mop.
7. Golf club cleaner.
And if I actually get one myself, who knows how many more will come to light?
'tis a silly thread anyway....
[Hamlet]
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause
[/Hamlet]
[Piglet]
Help, help, a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump!
Help, help, a Herrible Hoffalump!
Hoff, hoff, a Hellible Horralump!
Holl, holl, a Hoffable Hellerump!
[/Piglet]
-Tyger
**Ahem**
[Hamlet]
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause
[/Hamlet]
[Piglet]
Help, help, a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump!
Help, help, a Herrible Hoffalump!
Hoff, hoff, a Hellible Horralump!
Holl, holl, a Hoffable Hellerump!
[/Piglet]
-Tyger
Quite shocking really--at least I'm shocked
Hey, the boy asked.Originally posted by Baca Loco
I am quite sure this has degenerated into something Mr. Owen certainly couldn't have foreseen.
ahh back on the topic
Could someone explain why a person of such obvious intelligence (Mr J Owen, not Paul) thinks he's a poodle is it some side effect of his doctors training?
Beside which, i find a daschound better for getting paint out of the hopper
Alien
Could someone explain why a person of such obvious intelligence (Mr J Owen, not Paul) thinks he's a poodle
is it some side effect of his doctors training?Beside which, i find a daschound better for getting paint out of the hopper
Alien
i use chickens to clean out my hopper-for the stubburn stains.Then use baby chickens to give it a shine ,cos their soooooo FLUFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYY, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!. I also use the COCK as a barrel bag!!!.AHHH FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY .
Also I use a Rat as a pull through
.Also I use a Rat as a pull through
I am the poodle...
...before me, you rightly tremble!
Behold, the canine Bond...all ye who doubt me, I pity thee.
"Because of the Poodle's stylish demeanor, clean habits...Poodles are a very elegant looking breed and seem to have an incredible sense of humor. They seem to have an innate intelligence. The Poodles ability to learn is considered exceptional. Carrying himself proudly, very active, intelligent, the Poodle has about him an air of distinction and dignity peculiar to himself."
Need I say more?
Yield, you non-believers!
I am the poodle. Before me, you rightly tremble!
...before me, you rightly tremble!
Behold, the canine Bond...all ye who doubt me, I pity thee.
"Because of the Poodle's stylish demeanor, clean habits...Poodles are a very elegant looking breed and seem to have an incredible sense of humor. They seem to have an innate intelligence. The Poodles ability to learn is considered exceptional. Carrying himself proudly, very active, intelligent, the Poodle has about him an air of distinction and dignity peculiar to himself."
Need I say more?
Yield, you non-believers!
I am the poodle. Before me, you rightly tremble!
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