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Never admit it was one of their players that got you, just swear at one of your back players madly about shooting you, walk off to the dead box and get free beer for the rest of the tourny as he/she wallows in guilt, not exactly loosing a hit but never was one for cheating, but blaggin' beer is more my style.

Let the marshall wipe the hits for you, as below

We had a good marshall decision at CC, one of our fronts goes in to mug last guy out, takes him, gets tagged, marshall says it was after the mug, bit of confusion, other player argues, the rest of us play it safe, shoot the f**k outa both of them, and the marshall (sorry dude), the marshall sends their player to the dead box, wipes our guy down and lets him run the flag back, err go figure!
 

McD

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I DONT CHEAT

but i heard if you get gogged and wipe it fast like within a second or so it leaves no smear on your gogs, all you got to do then is wipe your hand on the floor / bunker

another one i "heard about" if your close to the opposition and you get tagged (not noticed by a marshall) go mug someone you were dead anyway better to take someone with you
 
It seems everyone has a few good tips for cheating but everyone's missed the important one. Practice, practice practice. Its not knowing how to wipe, its being able to do it effortlessley what ever the technique, that counts. If you learn just a few cheating moves and learn them well, when some new trick comes to mind you will be able to impliment it instantly and effortlessley.
 

Matski

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Originally posted by McD
I DONT CHEAT

but i heard if you get gogged and wipe it fast like within a second or so it leaves no smear on your gogs, all you got to do then is wipe your hand on the floor / bunker

another one i "heard about" if your close to the opposition and you get tagged (not noticed by a marshall) go mug someone you were dead anyway better to take someone with you
LOL, ok, heard all that from sum1 else......luvin yur style
 

Pump'n'Splat

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Originally posted by greaser
It seems everyone has a few good tips for cheating but everyone's missed the important one. Practice, practice practice. Its not knowing how to wipe, its being able to do it effortlessley what ever the technique, that counts. If you learn just a few cheating moves and learn them well, when some new trick comes to mind you will be able to impliment it instantly and effortlessley.
Man, that was funny :) Should we start including "Cheat drills" in the monthly practice? ;)

I started doing the "Call a marshall to check a completely different part of you" wipe by 2nd tournament I attended...glad to see it's a widely recognised play :D
 

Matski

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Rich-Im sure Mr McD is an angel and has never cheated before and never will, like all of us!!

Refs never cheat, they hold the torch of justice, an aspiration for us all....bless em




:p :rolleyes::p :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:
 

Albinus

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Refs will love this...

Saw two things happen in a single XSV match that were pretty slick. This helped XSV win a match when they were battling 4 on 7 after losing 3 ppl off the break. This is NOT a slam on XSV, BTW...

1. If you're hit on one side (esp. in the hands), change to the other side of the bunker you're shooting from, and wipe onto the bunker while you're making the switch.

2. If you're hit in the torso or legs, a good ole superman dive into your next bunker before the ref can check you can usually eliminate any shots. If you can't make it into a bunker right away, crunch your elbows into your torso and hide it until it can be wiped with said superman dive.
 

Pureball

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hmmm never see the point in cheating at anything, and people who cheat in a sport like this either need to get a life and play fair like most people do, or be shot with a real gun and see how they try and get out of it :D:D

once you're hit, you're out...simple. yes cheating can help, but youre just completely destroying the point of the game. its like being shot with a real gun but not dying in a way.

ffs guys just dont cheat. it makes it worse for the other players (that is if they arent cheating aswell) and its completely pointless.