Tiny is a dead person, using a human-suit? He has to save peoples lives in order to gain access to the pearly gates? He can travel in time, righting wrongs, and has a friend called 'Al', that uses some kind of dodgy cell-phoneslashcalculator device to tell Tiny what period of time he's in, and who he has to save, before he can finally take the last journey home?
Tiny is the guy from Quantum Leap?
Why does he keep saying he has the tracking number, and then not post the number up for people to see? That would make people believe him, right? I mean, obviously I'm being naive, because he's lying, but then why keep mentioning the tracking number in your posts? It's a new level of stupid!
I think the person that 'pays him a visit' first should be from the Guiness book of Records, to verify that he is in fact the dumbest, scummiest mutha***ka ever to walk the earth.