wow what an idiot he really is!
Im guessing that the post office have magicly found the marker after all these forms he's filled out?
Either that or the he's going to say 'the police have investigated and have found the marker and are now sending it on to the rightful owner'. something along those lines im assuming!
OR maybe, hes such a idiot hes posted a picture of him holding the gun on facebook? that really would make me laugh lol