Heads Up People !!!!
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is that welsh?why not get a group and shoot him in the face with paints...:L
I remember Lamby well, and no, I wouldn't want to get a visit, if I were Tiny that is.
Be Warned, there is excessive use of bad language in this post and I wouldn't want to offend anybody and so ... you have been warned guys but I do apologise for it anyway
This context though does enable the twist to gain some real quite ironic justice ..... I suppose I better start to flesh this out somewhat, here goes :-
One of my pet hates is gobby people who can't back anything up ..and they know they can't but they are keyboard warriors and as such, the distance protects them [up to a point] but essentially these people are deluded and so never able to realise that they just look ridiculous whenever they gob off or try to play the hard man ..
Ok, so today started badly when breakwell hadn't been in touch re the money he had promised would be in my account yesterday ... and so I sent him the following text this morning [verbatim] - I do apologise for the swearing but hey, I was annoyed :-
'where is my fuhking money????? you've been given an opportunity to go some way in putting things right, if you do not respond to this text today by telling me when the money will be sent to me then i can only assume you have been lying all along and you are now taking me for an even bigger c##t ... and that really pi£ses me off.
If I don’t get a text from you today then I’m either coming up or I will send some friends around to collect. This has been done several times before and every time they have been successful in getting the money.
Your father is involved now and it is you who has involved him. You are both now responsible for my money. Respond today or you will never get another test or message from me to try and sort things out for you.
I have done my best and if you don’t respond you will thoroughly deserve the consequences, your choice!
At this point I was kinda feeling frustrated and angry cos he hadn’t even got the common sense or manners to reply and so I sent this next text soon after the one above :-
It’s done, it’s too late now breakwell, I gave you a fuhking chance and you blew it you dumb c##t. I am now banning you from my site, do not ever message me again in any way. I’m sick and tired of dealing with you …. Be seeing you ! ….
He obviously realised now I didn’t care if I was paid or not, it was now descending into new depths and he knew what was coming and so immediately responded with this text from him :-
If you give me your bank details I can put the money in, even though I am still not a fraudster, the police and post office are involved, so when Mark Duffy does receive the marker you will be paying me back.
Now … that really pissed me off because of its tone and the way he ended it up by TELLING ME I was gonna pay him back … fackin cheek of him.
Anyways, I then get an email from him stating this :-
i will be putting the 120 pound in your account this afternoon, the police have told me to email you this as i have shown all the threatning texts and emails i have recieved, as a 16 year old, they have advised me to pay you the money. untill the post office investigation is dealt with, once it is resolved i will be asking for the refund of the money, once the parcel has been recieved by mark duffy.
Can you spot the deliberate lie????
Oh my, this kid is beyond stupid if he thinks anybody will believe he has gone to the police and they gave him that advice’ I duly responded by email with this following delicacy :-
I know you haven't talked to the police breakwell, you're a fuhcking idiot .. the police would never advise that .. I tell ya what, give me the name of the policeman dealing with your case and I will call him now .... get my fuhking money in that account fast coz if it aint in there today .. it all goes pop for you ...
As you may have guessed, no information regarding the name of the police officer was forthcoming.. What a surprise …
After this, I texted him with :-
Paypal me the fhking money, And do it quick !!
To which he responded with :-
My dad is NOT paying by paypal he hasn’t got paypal neither do I, its only bank transfer.
Ok, so let’s just recap here, didn’t breakwell tell us all he’s got loads of money in his pocket and 120 quid is nothing to him … and yet his dad is now paying??????
Lie after lie after lie comes outa this numbskull’s mouth.
I then sent him my bank details and waited … then I got another text from him which said :-
Your money will be put in today but as soon as mark duffy gets his marker I want it back.
Once again his tone pis$ed me off because he was telling me what I was gonna do …. I tried to remain calm and sent him the following :-
Don’t say another word. You are in no position to demand anything !!!!!!
But yeh, you guessed it, he couldn’t keep his big fat stupid mouth shut for one second … he comes back with :-
Well actually I am, because in all this, I’ ve done nothing wrong, fraudster?? I sent the marker off and haven’t scammed anyone.
The money then arrives about an hour later …….
OK, and so, a good ending?
Well, it could have been much better if only breakwell had acted responsibly from the beginning but it’s neither in his nature nor in his mental ability …. He ended up demanding something of me when all along this idiot had acted like a real ar$ehole to people, me included ….
The marker actually turned up at Marks’ yesterday and when Mark called him to let me know, we agreed we would say nothing and only mark, myself, Cheryl [Gassy's long suffering wife] and Gassy knew it had arrived.
I didn’t want breakwell to know because he would have seized upon that to stop paying me back the money I had already refunded to Mark …. Mark sent me a message though that reads as follows :-
Hi Pete,
Guess what was here for me when I arrived home today...
According to the postage paid sticker on it the package wasn't shipped until the end of December, a full month after the money was paid, no wonder it took so long to arrive
When I opened up the package, you wouldn't believe the state the gun is in. The barrel is literally destroyed and might as well go in the bin, the gun leaks from everywhere, many of the screw holes have their threads stripped, the bar on the back of the trigger that fires the marker is snapped off, the whole gun is covered with a layer of some sort of filth, its so thick and tough that its actually difficult to scrape off with your fingernails. I haven't gotten the eye covers off to check the eyes yet because the screws are stripped, but it looks like its missing a detent. There also appears to be something in the reg, but I haven't had that open yet either so I'm not too sure what it is. I'm going to see if I can find a 9 volt around to see if the board even works.
Unsurprisingly the marker was a disaster zone, breakwell hadn’t even cleaned it before he sent this piece of sh!te across the water to our friend in Ireland .. I asked Mark to take some photos of it and he sent them over …..it’s incredible breakwell sent this over in that condition …. But when we consider what this pr!ck has already done, the lines of credibility are being redrawn as we speak to take into account breakwell’s new acts of abject thickery …
And so, breakwell has told me that when the marker turns up, I have to pay him back his money … Erm, I don’t think so somehow seeing as Mark has informed us all of the state of the marker and so the sale is invalidated because of an ultra late send date and more importantly, the marker is a real disaster zone and its correct price should not be in pounds but in pence … it’s worth about £1.20 I’m afraid.
What happens now?
If I was Mark, I would make the following statement in saying something along the lines of:-
After all the trouble and stress this has caused, I do not wish to spend one more ounce of energy or one penny in doing anything more regarding this marker. If breakwell wants it, then he can come across to Ireland and collect it otherwise it can either go in the trash-can where it belongs or I will just put it in the garage until breakwell turns up … that would be my well-meant advice to Mark.
breakwell will of course think he’s been treated badly in this and will squirm at the whole notion of him having to go collect his marker from Ireland ..but as we all know, life’s a bitch sometimes and some days it’s a good day, and sometimes it ain’t …
The frustration breakwell will undoubtedly experience now will be a lesson learned for him because he has caused so many problems for so many other people in the past, he can now have a real taste of his own medicine … it’s called just desserts …. breakwell is just about to get a belly full …. Knock yerself out breakwell … better that than somebody else dirtying their knuckles in doing it for you, have a nice day mr breakwell ...
Once again guys, I do apolgise for the OTT language but I wans't feeling too freindly at the time of authoring a lot of this .. sorry
THE END ..... or is it ? ........
This context though does enable the twist to gain some real quite ironic justice ..... I suppose I better start to flesh this out somewhat, here goes :-
One of my pet hates is gobby people who can't back anything up ..and they know they can't but they are keyboard warriors and as such, the distance protects them [up to a point] but essentially these people are deluded and so never able to realise that they just look ridiculous whenever they gob off or try to play the hard man ..
Ok, so today started badly when breakwell hadn't been in touch re the money he had promised would be in my account yesterday ... and so I sent him the following text this morning [verbatim] - I do apologise for the swearing but hey, I was annoyed :-
'where is my fuhking money????? you've been given an opportunity to go some way in putting things right, if you do not respond to this text today by telling me when the money will be sent to me then i can only assume you have been lying all along and you are now taking me for an even bigger c##t ... and that really pi£ses me off.
If I don’t get a text from you today then I’m either coming up or I will send some friends around to collect. This has been done several times before and every time they have been successful in getting the money.
Your father is involved now and it is you who has involved him. You are both now responsible for my money. Respond today or you will never get another test or message from me to try and sort things out for you.
I have done my best and if you don’t respond you will thoroughly deserve the consequences, your choice!
At this point I was kinda feeling frustrated and angry cos he hadn’t even got the common sense or manners to reply and so I sent this next text soon after the one above :-
It’s done, it’s too late now breakwell, I gave you a fuhking chance and you blew it you dumb c##t. I am now banning you from my site, do not ever message me again in any way. I’m sick and tired of dealing with you …. Be seeing you ! ….
He obviously realised now I didn’t care if I was paid or not, it was now descending into new depths and he knew what was coming and so immediately responded with this text from him :-
If you give me your bank details I can put the money in, even though I am still not a fraudster, the police and post office are involved, so when Mark Duffy does receive the marker you will be paying me back.
Now … that really pissed me off because of its tone and the way he ended it up by TELLING ME I was gonna pay him back … fackin cheek of him.
Anyways, I then get an email from him stating this :-
i will be putting the 120 pound in your account this afternoon, the police have told me to email you this as i have shown all the threatning texts and emails i have recieved, as a 16 year old, they have advised me to pay you the money. untill the post office investigation is dealt with, once it is resolved i will be asking for the refund of the money, once the parcel has been recieved by mark duffy.
Can you spot the deliberate lie????
Oh my, this kid is beyond stupid if he thinks anybody will believe he has gone to the police and they gave him that advice’ I duly responded by email with this following delicacy :-
I know you haven't talked to the police breakwell, you're a fuhcking idiot .. the police would never advise that .. I tell ya what, give me the name of the policeman dealing with your case and I will call him now .... get my fuhking money in that account fast coz if it aint in there today .. it all goes pop for you ...
As you may have guessed, no information regarding the name of the police officer was forthcoming.. What a surprise …
After this, I texted him with :-
Paypal me the fhking money, And do it quick !!
To which he responded with :-
My dad is NOT paying by paypal he hasn’t got paypal neither do I, its only bank transfer.
Ok, so let’s just recap here, didn’t breakwell tell us all he’s got loads of money in his pocket and 120 quid is nothing to him … and yet his dad is now paying??????
Lie after lie after lie comes outa this numbskull’s mouth.
I then sent him my bank details and waited … then I got another text from him which said :-
Your money will be put in today but as soon as mark duffy gets his marker I want it back.
Once again his tone pis$ed me off because he was telling me what I was gonna do …. I tried to remain calm and sent him the following :-
Don’t say another word. You are in no position to demand anything !!!!!!
But yeh, you guessed it, he couldn’t keep his big fat stupid mouth shut for one second … he comes back with :-
Well actually I am, because in all this, I’ ve done nothing wrong, fraudster?? I sent the marker off and haven’t scammed anyone.
The money then arrives about an hour later …….
OK, and so, a good ending?
Well, it could have been much better if only breakwell had acted responsibly from the beginning but it’s neither in his nature nor in his mental ability …. He ended up demanding something of me when all along this idiot had acted like a real ar$ehole to people, me included ….
The marker actually turned up at Marks’ yesterday and when Mark called him to let me know, we agreed we would say nothing and only mark, myself, Cheryl [Gassy's long suffering wife
] and Gassy knew it had arrived.I didn’t want breakwell to know because he would have seized upon that to stop paying me back the money I had already refunded to Mark …. Mark sent me a message though that reads as follows :-
Hi Pete,
Guess what was here for me when I arrived home today...
According to the postage paid sticker on it the package wasn't shipped until the end of December, a full month after the money was paid, no wonder it took so long to arrive
When I opened up the package, you wouldn't believe the state the gun is in. The barrel is literally destroyed and might as well go in the bin, the gun leaks from everywhere, many of the screw holes have their threads stripped, the bar on the back of the trigger that fires the marker is snapped off, the whole gun is covered with a layer of some sort of filth, its so thick and tough that its actually difficult to scrape off with your fingernails. I haven't gotten the eye covers off to check the eyes yet because the screws are stripped, but it looks like its missing a detent. There also appears to be something in the reg, but I haven't had that open yet either so I'm not too sure what it is. I'm going to see if I can find a 9 volt around to see if the board even works.
Unsurprisingly the marker was a disaster zone, breakwell hadn’t even cleaned it before he sent this piece of sh!te across the water to our friend in Ireland .. I asked Mark to take some photos of it and he sent them over …..it’s incredible breakwell sent this over in that condition …. But when we consider what this pr!ck has already done, the lines of credibility are being redrawn as we speak to take into account breakwell’s new acts of abject thickery …
And so, breakwell has told me that when the marker turns up, I have to pay him back his money … Erm, I don’t think so somehow seeing as Mark has informed us all of the state of the marker and so the sale is invalidated because of an ultra late send date and more importantly, the marker is a real disaster zone and its correct price should not be in pounds but in pence … it’s worth about £1.20 I’m afraid.
What happens now?
If I was Mark, I would make the following statement in saying something along the lines of:-
After all the trouble and stress this has caused, I do not wish to spend one more ounce of energy or one penny in doing anything more regarding this marker. If breakwell wants it, then he can come across to Ireland and collect it otherwise it can either go in the trash-can where it belongs or I will just put it in the garage until breakwell turns up … that would be my well-meant advice to Mark.
breakwell will of course think he’s been treated badly in this and will squirm at the whole notion of him having to go collect his marker from Ireland ..but as we all know, life’s a bitch sometimes and some days it’s a good day, and sometimes it ain’t …
The frustration breakwell will undoubtedly experience now will be a lesson learned for him because he has caused so many problems for so many other people in the past, he can now have a real taste of his own medicine … it’s called just desserts …. breakwell is just about to get a belly full …. Knock yerself out breakwell … better that than somebody else dirtying their knuckles in doing it for you, have a nice day mr breakwell ...
Once again guys, I do apolgise for the OTT language but I wans't feeling too freindly at the time of authoring a lot of this .. sorry
THE END ..... or is it ? ........
I reckon that sounds fair
Breakwell, if you want that piece of dog **** marker back, you know where I live