Just thought about the types of guns and the peeps who buy them.
Where are you in the social circle of paintball, and your choice of marker.
Timmies = still pretending theyre guns are reliable
Egos = the working mans machine gun
PL egos = the managers machine gun
Angels = havent figured out egos are the best uk gun yet
standard shockers = cheap fast thrillseekers
pl shockers = rich fast thrillseekers
ions = noob cannon or WCU player
tippmans = first gunners, in about 3 hours they realise they want an electro
dm/pm = think they are connoisseurs but really they just like orings
cockers = stuck in their ways / pretending they dont need/want to upgrade
mags = cos someone on fat bobs had one once
matrix = will try anything
pumps = stuck in the 80s
hybrid = its still a fcking shocker at the end of the day
mini= hype beleivers
impulse = weight lifters
