Timmies = Americans, or Brits who wish they were.
Brand new Egos (PL or not)= crowd follwers with too much spare cash
Second hand egos/05s and the like = people who like to profit off the crowd followers
Angels(new) = people who like to play with the packaging more than what's inside.
standard shockers = people who like to be suprised by their gun, whether it will work today or not.
pl shockers = people who think using a Dynasty shocker automatically makes you a player on dynasty.
ions = for the noob yes, but also for the experienced player who can see the pros and cons of a gun without clouded judgement.
tippmans = people who want to be able to use their gun as a club if things get physical
dm/pm = people who cant tell when a gun is made in mexico
cockers = in a previous life, most cocker owners worked in mills on massive sewing machines.
mags = for people who have reliability as their number one requirement
matrix = plumbers
pumps = retro lovers
hybrid = its cheaper and looks better if you glue tinfoil to your gun.
mini= high stakes gamblers
impulse = scrap metal merchants