ghetto baller

[JoseDominguez]

I'm sorry sir you can't bring that onto the field.

But it's street legal and no way a ball will bounce of it, so why not?

It's a gold plated Hum-Vee sir, and it appears to have a jacuzzi full of bitches on the back.

 

[stongle]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
I'm sorry sir you can't bring that onto the field.

But it's street legal and no way a ball will bounce of it, so why not?

It's a gold plated Hum-Vee sir, and it appears to have a jacuzzi full of bitches on the back.

LMFAO

Seriously this is the exact reason many ballers think the Millenium Rules Commitee is a joke!!!

And another thing, the next time I marshall (no laughing Pink), I will be checking all Female Ballers onto and off the field. Any found to be wearing excessive clothing i.e. anything more than a skimpy bikini, not achieving a minimum 34dd breasts and failing to gyrate their booties in an appropriate manner will be eliminated.

It's your behavior and those who insist on wearing renegade pads outside sliders that are ruining the mainstream appeal of the sport to the masses.

 

[MrPink]

Cluck me sideways!
Stongle - you actually gonna get shot at all day and not be allowed to shoot back? (Believe that when I see it )

Jose - does this mean the Armour-plated Limos are out too? I'd just got the Lap-dancers into potting up for me and driving it on-field too).

 

[stongle]

Aha so the Spearmint Rhino sponsership deal went through.

That means I can finally say tata to the Stringfellows bird them. Excellent. Zang!

 

[JoseDominguez]

Marshal, paint check.
On his oversized gold alarm lock medalion.

Player clean, it bounced of one of his hoes

 

[MrPink]

Yep, Spearmint's on tha Monkey wagon - Now for Private

 

[Bird]

And another thing, the next time I marshall I will be checking all Female Ballers onto and off the field. Any found to be wearing excessive clothing i.e. anything more than a skimpy bikini, not achieving a minimum 34dd breasts and failing to gyrate their booties in an appropriate manner will be eliminated.

Ok then, when I marshall (Campaign cup), I'll be checking barrel lengths, appropriate protection (barrel condoms) but any bad chat up lines will result in a ban from the field.

And anyone shouting "hey homie, check him on his west side" will get a lifetime ban!

 

[Jamie B]

lol

Bird! like we're gunna let you on the feild!

and....

Originally posted by Bird

We do have some cute babe tops though..."

you know you love it!







(short skirt, boob tube, wings, fluffy legs...well worth blue hair)

 

[Bird]

Hey honey, that's an in-joke that no-one needs to know about!

 

[ices]

Originally posted by Bird
Ok then, when I marshall (Campaign cup), I'll be checking barrel lengths, appropriate protection (barrel condoms) but any bad chat up lines will result in a ban from the field.

And anyone shouting "hey homie, check him on his west side" will get a lifetime ban!

Soooo which field you doin then?