Yes that's all very nice and everything, but can any of you high rollas bust some crazy moves to make the opposition look stupid like the Rock Steady Crew did back in da day? 
ghetto baller
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when your my size, it's all baggy..... now the thing that decides if your a poppa Style is your headgear.... BK is sooooo last year y'all. and your gloves guys.... gotta have the fingers hacked off, and they ARENT allowed to match.... as for moves Diggie, we got moves like Comrade Nijinski.....!!!! you know, Diggie, youre the GreatWhiteDope hombre....!!!!
Being ghetto is all fine and that, but do you think you can at least keep your pants up while you play?
In Vegas, one of the "mad pimpin' ballers" was trying to get downfield to bunker the last opponent and had to keep stopping to pull up his pants (which were about down to his knees). It was pretty funny to watch him trying to shoot with one hand and keep his pants up with the other
In Vegas, one of the "mad pimpin' ballers" was trying to get downfield to bunker the last opponent and had to keep stopping to pull up his pants (which were about down to his knees). It was pretty funny to watch him trying to shoot with one hand and keep his pants up with the other
My recent paintball shopping excursions went something like:
Me "excuse me, do you have any trousers in a 26" waist?"
3 different Paintball suppliers "Sorry honey, the smallest size we do fits Pavarotti, you'll just have to wear a belt to hold them up"
Me "What about small gloves?"
Suppliers "We don't have them in stock, four week wait"
Me "Any chance of a small playing top then?"
Suppliers "Tent size only, just pray the marshalls don't penalize you. We do have some cute babe tops though..."
Come on do a man have to give you a solution?
Wash it at 80degrees and tahdaaa there ya go!
But seriously for us small frontplayers there is no choice. You get Fat ******* sized stuff and nothing else, I dont preach spandex here but a middle option would be nice.
Of course this industry is ran by fat backplayers what do I expect
Cheers
Wash it at 80degrees and tahdaaa there ya go!
But seriously for us small frontplayers there is no choice. You get Fat ******* sized stuff and nothing else, I dont preach spandex here but a middle option would be nice.
Of course this industry is ran by fat backplayers what do I expect
Cheers
Diggie, bad news bro, Cook$ wont be rollin into town for the Dam, as im gonna be lookin after things here till the BigMan is back on his feet. if there is a tourney in a couple of months that you would maybe need a gust fo tho...... you know bout my tricks.....!!!
anyway, back on topic a couple years ago JT got there sizes bout right with a large bein large. recently tho they gone back to bein santa sized......
anyway, back on topic a couple years ago JT got there sizes bout right with a large bein large. recently tho they gone back to bein santa sized......
Originally posted by Bird
Nice to see a man knowing how to do his washing
Ohhhhh behaaave! And its only washing! Im much better in more important things.
(sorry I couldnt resist)
Cheers
Yeah, whats with that ****?.......
I had a JT top a while ago at large or somthin.... it turned out to be a bit small ass for me.... bogus man.... so now i be pimpin tha field in some sweet purple, wid feathers and thangs. Man, **** i miss that top
I had a JT top a while ago at large or somthin.... it turned out to be a bit small ass for me.... bogus man.... so now i be pimpin tha field in some sweet purple, wid feathers and thangs. Man, **** i miss that top