You need to download 'Trailer Park Boys' - its a Canadian show. There's a character in there called Julian, he does all the action-hero ****, while holding a Rum & Coke. In fact, he does everything in life while holding a Rum & Coke.Tony Jaa FTW. Somebody just needs to teach him english.
Absolutely. Toni is a massive fan of a flying elbow to the top of the head - one the many reasons never to p!ss off a Muay Thai master or steal his elephants for bizarre ornamentation purposes..The lottery one was ace. The movie is awesome too.
For real. You seen Warrior King? Man, that guy wanted his elephants back bad.
I'll give you Statham. I wish he would quit it with that awful american accent he fakes, but if we're letting Arnie in...jason statham? Is he <40 though, I dunno.
Sly's new film "The Expendables" should be pretty good - set to star:
sly, schwarzenegger, mickey rourke, jet li, jason statham, dolph lundgren and some others.
With that cast, some anonymous henchmen better watch out for some hot sh#t and biceps coming their way.
The best action heroes are all old now, and strangely the young stars just can't hack it.
The Transformers/Eagle-eye kid - not tough enough
Orlando Bloom - You can try mate, but cutting it you're not.
Jake Gillenhall - Don't make me laugh
Toby Maguire - Cough - wimp - cough
Russ Crowe - comes accross as an *******, even when he's not supposed to.
Is there a solid tough-guy action hero under 40 these days, and if so, who is it?
OH - Daniel Craig - he'll count for one.
Perhaps the steroid-friendly days of the late 80's produced all the mucle-bound heroes we're likely to see?