Fight Club, the thread. Round One

[Collier]

Baca Loco's so fat when he tripped over on 4th Ave he landed on 12th!!

 

[Super Fly]

baca loco's so fat he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth.

 

[Collier]

Baco Loco's so fat he hoola-hooped the super bowl.

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so fat when I took him to the beach, little kids surrounded him and chanted "Free Willy, Free Willy"!

 

[Collier]

Baca Loco's so ugly that when he sits on the sand on the beach, cats try to bury him!!

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco's ass is so fat, he got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack

 

[Collier]

Baca Loco's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower!!

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so ugly they used him in prisons to cure sex offenders!!

 

[Collier]

Thats all folks!!!!!!!

 

[duffistuta]

And so Fight Club Round One is locked until the judge comes online to make his call.