Fight Club, the thread. Round One

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so dirty his Sure deodorant is now Confused!

 

[Collier]

Baca Loco's farts stink so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told him to move his fat ass out of the way.

 

[Collier]

Baca Loco's so ugly when he went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

 

[Collier]

Baca Loco is so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals!

 

[fred1]

LOL!!! I say its 2 all...... keep it coming....

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so ugly he makes my ass pucker

 

[Collier]

Baca Loco's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for his liposuction!

 

[Super Fly]

Baca Loco is so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"