End all wars today....

[the 1]

how are u still going to get one??

 

[IanC]

Originally posted by ollytheosteo
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"God! No wonder there's so much war in the world with all you men and your guns!"

So it turns out it's all our fault. I always knew it.

I tried to explain that these days they're called markers but she was having none of it.

No, this was a typical woman moment, its all the fault of us "MEN", without men there would never be any wars as all women see eye to eye on everything!!!

 

[ices]

Eye to eye then hair pulling.

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by ollytheosteo
I was on an osteopathic course t'other day when someone noticed the paint on my folding table and the conversation turned to my hobby, only to be stopped dead by one of my esteemed colleagues who advanced the viewpoint;

"God! No wonder there's so much war in the world with all you men and your guns!"

So it turns out it's all our fault. I always knew it.

I tried to explain that these days they're called markers but she was having none of it.

Olly, let me picture her for a minute, a moderately well educated, suburbanite female who verges on being idealistic but can't make the commitment, who voted new labour but now feels guilty, who considers using the title Ms and also considers herself deep down to be relatively unattractive to men, detests alpha males, probably had a teenage fling with another girl, buys the Guardian and is contrary to anything that even resembles sexism.
Being Politically Correct has now filled that void in her life where a man should be, but aha, there's the rub for this confused individual, she craves the very thing she denies....what an unhappy soul she must be...all this from one comment, ahh, such is the predictability of life sometimes

PS EDIT : Ohhh I nearly forgot, I bet she's overweight too

 

[duffistuta]

ROFLMAO.

You are nothing if not sublimely predictable.

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by duffistuta
ROFLMAO.

You are nothing if not sublimely predictable.

Come, come now Steve, u can't deny my statement, it may be predicatble but isn't 2+2 just as predictable?

Just because it's predicatble, doesn't make it wrong

It's what responsible analysis is all about

 

[JoseDominguez]

Originally posted by Robbo
Olly, let me picture her for a minute, a moderately well educated, suburbanite female who verges on being idealistic but can't make the commitment, who voted new labour but now feels guilty, who considers using the title Ms and also considers herself deep down to be relatively unattractive to men, detests alpha males, probably had a teenage fling with another girl, buys the Guardian and is contrary to anything that even resembles sexism.
Being Politically Correct has now filled that void in her life where a man should be, but aha, there's the rub for this confused individual, she craves the very thing she denies....what an unhappy soul she must be...all this from one comment, ahh, such is the predictability of life sometimes

PS EDIT : Ohhh I nearly forgot, I bet she's overweight too

And smells of vinegar.

 

[F3Z]

Tell the biatch to come ballign with you next time, then ask her if she feels the same. To be honest i think i have made more friends in paintball and the relationships between all of the teams is usually pretty good. IF war is created by friendships then shes basically doomed us all ohh and while im tlking, y did oyu have paint on ur oest table?? surely u cant paint people backs better??

 

[ollytheosteo]

**** me Pete, you sound like Hannibal Lecter.

Unfortunately I can only partly confirm your scarily detailed analysis as my being personally responsible for centuries of slaughter kind of created a frosty atmosphere. Oh well.

Being Politically Correct has now filled that void in her life where a man should be, but aha, there's the rub for this confused individual, she craves the very thing she denies....what an unhappy soul she must be

Is it just me or does that translate as "she needs a good seeing to to sort her out"? No disrespect, I've seen the results of rudeness and I don't want "Robbo 3:16" unleashed upon my little head. I think it's punishment enough that I am a fat bloke who reads the Guardian.


Anyway, the whole thing struck me as pretty funny and worth sharing with the group. Thanks for all the funny responses, and whilst we're on the subject, I have only been visiting these boards for a short while due to my luddite tendencies but I seem to see a pattern emerging. I know it's been said before so many times everyone's sick of hearing it but I haven't had a go yet.
Could all the people who feel the need to stick their pointless my gun/your gun shouting matches, retarded fake gangsta stupidity and meaningless spam posts on these boards either change their ways or cut off their typing fingers? I'm not bothered which. These boards are unique within the sport's internet presence as far as informed discussion, debate and humour are concerned, but as a noob I find it vexing when a good thread is messed about by people who shout to show they have a voice.
Thanks for listening, won't make a damn bit of difference I know but feels good to get it off my chest. And...........relax.
F3Z- a ball managed to get over the netting, through the tiny gap at the corner of the tent and hit the table. I wish I could shoot like that.

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by ollytheosteo
**** me Pete, you sound like Hannibal Lecter.

Unfortunately I can only partly confirm your scarily detailed analysis as my being personally responsible for centuries of slaughter kind of created a frosty atmosphere. Oh well.
Is it just me or does that translate as "she needs a good seeing to to sort her out"? No disrespect, I've seen the results of rudeness and I don't want "Robbo 3:16" unleashed upon my little head. I think it's punishment enough that I am a fat bloke who reads the Guardian.

Olly, joking aside mate and for my own peace of mind, on a scale of 1 to 10, how close was I to nailing her personality type and morphology?