Embarrassing Games

[Tom Tom]

Originally posted by PabloChacho
Jose you git
Yeah it was pretty funny now that I lok back at it, moreso the fact that I followed your advice.

To be honest M8 you beat me to it, just found the thread this morning and thought "hmm I'll post it" then I got further down the page

We'll be having words

Heard about this at the Managers Meeting

We laughed and cried for you,

Its torn emotions

Hope your well.

 

[PabloChacho]

Ceers m8! Just counting the days (and months) before I can get back on the field, that and getting drunk at Jose's helps pass the time
Jose! Who's fave to cripple themselves next? (or again) Was it Dale or Woody?

 

[tubbie]

Our team: Toulouse 2003 Tomahawk field - Diving into the snake perfectly, another guy behind me in the snake as well, then both get hit in the head by our mindless midplayer, he shoot's out the last guy from the opposition, then runs back with the flag the get's hit by our ignorant backplayer's who didnt notice we won already!, cost us our place in the semi's

Another team (Crossfire Belgium) : Front player(speedy) slides into the 50's and starts moaning something, he gets up and you see the **** dripping out of his pants

Tubbie

 

[joe bob]

i was gonna so a run through on my freinds sorry ass speedball feild i sstart runnin and shootin from the hip, the paint wasnt doin too well that day because of the cold, none of my shots get close he hits me in the hand and my trigger finger swells up and we were both practically standing in the open.
that was after the game where i did a double bunker run and shot him in the neck and that hit drew blood


for the other team

all of em but one were wipedout, exept one who ran back into the woods, the paint was curvin like crazy so i aimed for the edge of the woods and shot mabe 10-20 shots, eventually one curved into the woods and i hear this "OUCH!" and he stands up and calls himself out

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by joe bob
i was gonna so a run through on my freinds sorry ass speedball feild i sstart runnin and shootin from the hip, the paint wasnt doin too well that day because of the cold, none of my shots get close he hits me in the hand and my trigger finger swells up and we were both practically standing in the open.
that was after the game where i did a double bunker run and shot him in the neck and that hit drew blood


for the other team

all of em but one were wipedout, exept one who ran back into the woods, the paint was curvin like crazy so i aimed for the edge of the woods and shot mabe 10-20 shots, eventually one curved into the woods and i hear this "OUCH!" and he stands up and calls himself out

Exactly whats embarrasing about either of these stories???

Paul

 

[TJ Lambini]

He was playing in tha woods...

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by TJ Lambini
He was playing in tha woods...

Ahaaaa, all becomes clear

Paul

 

[Hotpoint]

European Indoor Championships. Three years ago.

My team (Leopards) waiting behind the start station, markers pointed backwards, waiting for game on

Game starts.

I'm breaking for the centre barricade and I'm in a sprint stance so at game on I start moving up and forwards

Unfortunately the back player behind me is swinging his marker around as fast as he can to start firing.

With incredible timing my head and his Air Bottle end up in the same place at the same time

CRACK

It goes dark for a second and I hit the floor right next to the start station with a huge lump forming on the back of my head

Once I get myself together I crawl to my primary with my skull still ringing like a bell

We won the game!

 

[joe bob]

well yess it was rec ball, thats the worst part, i got shot by the worst player on the other team, the worst player there that day

 

[Crazy]

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My old team ( Wildcards) calls were.

Cleaning gun - Engaged ( out of action for short period of time)
Gun problem ( fixable ) - Married ( take a bit of time to fix )
Gun problem ( fixed ) - Divorced ( problem solved )
Gun problem non fixable - pregnant ( your screwed )

Guess who's the first player to get pregnant on a paintball field