Embarrassing Games

[Collier]

Originally posted by ices
Stepping out of bounds when we win and giving the other team 5 points..oh joy.

Got thanked for it as well..buggers.

Every game you play in is an embarrassment to both yourself and the team unfortunate enough to be wearing the same jersey as you!

Paul

 

[Smally85]

At a certain Nexus training seminar we were playing 5 on 5 games against Nexus, with Nexus going off to reload thier pots and air etc after each game. One of the Quake scratch teams get their chance to be spanked by the Nexus killing machine and are waiting at thier start gate. Robbo shouts game-on, unbeknownst to the Quake lot the Nexus team hadn't got back yet, it was very amusing for the crowd of onlookers when they all made their primaries and realised that they were still alive

And there was the time when a certain Joseph went to mug the snake with his gun off

 

[Broken Arrow]

the doll was a plant by 1 of u lot and i still dont no who done it

 

[Broken Arrow]

Well then Mr Robert Ray

Let me cast your memory back to the 1st time we went to Toulouse, and did you or did you not get all excited when you picked up your new angel lcd fly, and you couldn't wait to play with it

Well let me tell you a story, It was on the Diablo Field in FRONT of the crowed stadium, and we was playing some French team when you ran out to your 50 and you crouch down all nice and tight, Not use to the trigger you shoot your own bunker and then you start waving your gun in the air cos you think your going to be mugged.

Love You Long Time

Your MATE Jason

 

[Selous_scout]

How about...
An experienced member of our team going in to mug inexperienced opposition, the inexperienced opposition see's it coming and freezes like a deer in the head lights. Muggers gun stops working. Mugger bails back to bunker. Inexperienced opposition then mugs experienced team member out like a punter. Stan, take a bow.

 

[darren maskell]

Ar MrPink!! It wont be so easy next time we meet, well if were listening that is. .

 

[Collier]

blue on blue

1st game I ever played with Twisted, it's freezing cold and the paint isn't coming out to well, I get the monster of barrel breaks and set about cleaning it out. I fire a few shots seems straight as a dice. so I pop out, fire a ball which performs a perfect right hand arc hitting my front guy Si.....
Needless to say not the greatest first impression....



Paul

 

[Burb]

blue on blue

Originally posted by Paul Collier
1st game I ever played with Twisted, it's freezing cold and the paint isn't coming out to well, I get the monster of barrel breaks and set about cleaner it out. Once clean I fire a few shots seems straight as a dice. so I pop out, fire a ball which performs a perfect right hand arc hitting my front guy Si.....
Needless to say not the greatest first impression....



Paul

Still waiting for any impression mate!



My most amusing moment would have to be running down a field to mug someone, tripping over on the tape and ended up muggin him mid air, just before crunching to the floor face down!

Also..

First game in Germany i recieved a ball point blank to the back of the head....Thanks Si.

 

[PabloChacho]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Series 2004........... Nottingham......... The broken collarbone incedent ...

Getting set for a game vs the leicester wildcats.
David (Pablo Chacho on here) walks up markerless.
"where's the marker?"
"hot"
"why?"
"forgot to chrony"
"you dick, you know what that means?"
"yup, kamikaze run up the middle"
"nope, run in front of me waving your arms so I can walk to the 50"
"OK"
"no, I've got a better idea......... you see that inflatable elephant in the castle on the 50?" (you had to be there.. 4 foot high yellow)
"yes" looking nervous now.
"well, on the break, I want you to run to castle and make sweet love to the inflatable yellow elephant, It'll distract the wildcats"
"can do"........ he salutes and it's game on.
I get in at the 50 as something flies through the air next to me. I look around my bunker as David superman dives the lay down and mounts the elephant at high velocity.
He bounces straight up in the air and lands on his face.
"you OK?"
"no"
"that looked painful"
"it was a bit"
"should your arm be pointing that way?"
"no"
"shall I tell a marshall?"
"please, would you?"
"MARSHALL!!!!!!!!! I THINK HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!"

the game was stopped, he was carted off and we were wiped off the field because we couldn't stop laughing.
Found out later he'd shattered his collarbone in 4 places. Nasty. But what a way to go.

Jose you git
Yeah it was pretty funny now that I lok back at it, moreso the fact that I followed your advice.

To be honest M8 you beat me to it, just found the thread this morning and thought "hmm I'll post it" then I got further down the page

We'll be having words

 

[ices]

Originally posted by Paul Collier
Every game you play in is an embarrassment to both yourself and the team unfortunate enough to be wearing the same jersey as you!

Paul

One day Paul, just one day.