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- Thread starter Joao Duro
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Well thats it then....
I shall just have to tell the rest (briefly):
!.00am in morning (as opposed to 1.00am at night?) Passion reaching a creschendo, knock on door, door opens....POLICE in my living room!!!! wtf? didnt know it was a crime! reach for something to conceal my embarrassment and say (get this!) " Yes, can i help you"! Police inform me neighbour across road was concerned to see all my lights off and my front door open. Thinking i had been burgled she called the police. Gee don't you just LOVE nosey neighbours! I bet that story is still being told down the local nick! And now all over the paintball community!
I shall just have to tell the rest (briefly):
!.00am in morning (as opposed to 1.00am at night?) Passion reaching a creschendo, knock on door, door opens....POLICE in my living room!!!! wtf? didnt know it was a crime! reach for something to conceal my embarrassment and say (get this!) " Yes, can i help you"! Police inform me neighbour across road was concerned to see all my lights off and my front door open. Thinking i had been burgled she called the police. Gee don't you just LOVE nosey neighbours! I bet that story is still being told down the local nick! And now all over the paintball community!
Pay Up!
I believe you owe me £4.60 (though i still reckon it was £5.10) 2 euros, one slice of toast, coffee & diet coke...you can keep the coke, i dont like anything diet!
I believe you owe me £4.60 (though i still reckon it was £5.10) 2 euros, one slice of toast, coffee & diet coke...you can keep the coke, i dont like anything diet!
bah, my squash court with spectators on the balcony was better... didn't expect anyone to want to play Squash at 10pm 
... although I was less embarressed than the girlie I was with
... although I was less embarressed than the girlie I was with
Go on then
Tell all! Hey we'll really be in trouble if this gets picked for Hot Threads next month!
Tell all! Hey we'll really be in trouble if this gets picked for Hot Threads next month!
Dont worry, you're young yet!
All of my embarrassing moments happened at post 25 yrs old! Maybe i had others but just forgot them? Grey cell decline & all that. Now we'd better talk about paintball! So when are you playing next? I spent all of today fixing site infernos...Our 3man team for J&B2002 is getting some practice in on Sat. Sun i'm reffing at DF then the next weekend is Sparklies. You?
All of my embarrassing moments happened at post 25 yrs old! Maybe i had others but just forgot them? Grey cell decline & all that. Now we'd better talk about paintball! So when are you playing next? I spent all of today fixing site infernos...Our 3man team for J&B2002 is getting some practice in on Sat. Sun i'm reffing at DF then the next weekend is Sparklies. You?