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- Thread starter Joao Duro
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I couldnt possibly take your lunch money! Tell you what....enter a team for Robins charity Jocks & Boxers tourney (i have!) and i'll tell you....
Actually i have LOTS of embarrassing moments cos i'm always up for having a laugh. Heres my THIRD most embarrassing:
Staying in Bed & Breakfast in pub. Went down to bar to wait for friends who were going to camp in pub field as too skint for B & B. Friends arrived pitched their tent & joined me in pub. Much alcohol consumed. I pretended i was feeling sick & said i was going upstairs to my room. Snuck out the back to their tent & waited. Pitch black, so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I hear friends coming. I make animal noises, growling snorting etc from inside their tent. Headlights: Voices i dont recognise, footsteps...Oh ****! WRONG FREAKING TENT...leg it! Caught me, questioned me, mad drunken explanation, red face! So d'ya wanna hear No1?
Actually i have LOTS of embarrassing moments cos i'm always up for having a laugh. Heres my THIRD most embarrassing:
Staying in Bed & Breakfast in pub. Went down to bar to wait for friends who were going to camp in pub field as too skint for B & B. Friends arrived pitched their tent & joined me in pub. Much alcohol consumed. I pretended i was feeling sick & said i was going upstairs to my room. Snuck out the back to their tent & waited. Pitch black, so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I hear friends coming. I make animal noises, growling snorting etc from inside their tent. Headlights: Voices i dont recognise, footsteps...Oh ****! WRONG FREAKING TENT...leg it! Caught me, questioned me, mad drunken explanation, red face! So d'ya wanna hear No1?
AND 50p Manike offered first, so £5.10 then. Ok you can have the first line....Originally posted by Philip
£2.30 here too, thats £4.60
Now tell us
One very hot sticky summers evening feelings of passion begin to arise..... c'mon £5.10 wont go far!
Looks like you might have to enlist some more help!
It's an auction...
Hey I upped my offer from 50p to £2.30... it wasn't in addition
If you tell your story I promise not to tell the one about the Squash court, a young lady, balcony and spectators at uni oops
manike
Hey I upped my offer from 50p to £2.30... it wasn't in addition
If you tell your story I promise not to tell the one about the Squash court, a young lady, balcony and spectators at uni
oops manike
OK second line: Getting passionate with my loved one on the livingroom floor..... MORE OFFERS I NEED MORE OFFERS!
I have two Euro's left over from Toulouse... a slice of toast (one bite taken) and a diet coke to add to the offer?
manike
manike