Why are fields getting smaller?
I'll tell you the REAL reason.
Things look bigger when compared to something small( a minivan looks tiny compared to a semi, but HUGE when compared to a yugo), right? Of course I'm right.
Well you see... a certain well known baller who I will give an anagram for-Robbo-(i switched the b's and o's) was feeling a little "insufficent" if you know what I mean. So to keep up a good reputation with the women he needed something smaller to compare it to. Hence the fields we play on. Pretty soon we'll all be standing around a fussball table with bunkers on it and Robbo will be happy as ever.
I'll tell you the REAL reason.
Things look bigger when compared to something small( a minivan looks tiny compared to a semi, but HUGE when compared to a yugo), right? Of course I'm right.
Well you see... a certain well known baller who I will give an anagram for-Robbo-(i switched the b's and o's) was feeling a little "insufficent" if you know what I mean. So to keep up a good reputation with the women he needed something smaller to compare it to. Hence the fields we play on. Pretty soon we'll all be standing around a fussball table with bunkers on it and Robbo will be happy as ever.
