Do-it-yourself conspiracy theory

[Baca Loco]

What a bunch of nuts

Although there may be something to that pygmy business, and TJ, for those of us on this side of the pond--cute, very cute. Bud, a clear sign that mod thing has gone to your head.
Otherwise guys you need to strap those thinking caps on tighter as there is definitely something afoot. Would I steer you wrong?
Moo

 

[aree]

I cranked up my processor speed a little........

Yellow isn't it? Yellow is the cause of our shrinking paintball fields.
And all the time I knew it.

This leaves me with two possiblities.

1. The Japanese are behind this all. After miniaturising radio in the sixties, cameras and tv in the seventies, paintball is their next project.

2. It's the bloody Chinese! They made ping pong out of tennis and now they are doing the same to our beloved sport.

Buddha 4
Paranoia setting in, claustrofobia begins.

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

Oh Nooooooooo

Don't you see how easily the Aliens are putting you of fthe scent

I think they have got to TJ (if he was ever a human being in the beggining, maybe he is part of the first wave?).

I'm buying some paintballs!

Richard

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

Oh Nooooooooo

Originally posted by Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK
Aliens are putting you of fthe scent

Damn it, who put that extra F in there? THey are trying to undermine me by putting spelling mistakes in my post!

THe Moderators must be on their side!

Richard

 

[aree]

Follow my logic Kirke.. .

If the aliens are behind all this, they are experts at immitating. And guess who are experts at immitating.....the Japanese! And most probably they also copied the aliens who are in fact Japanese who are immitating the aliens.

Thanks for helping me out. I drop the Chinese option immediately.

Buddha 4
The truth is allways more complicated than it seems.

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

logic... hmmmmmm

Does that mean that Alistair Mcgowan and Rory Bremnar are also threats?

Maybe the Japanese are invloved, but they have a Football World cup to run at the moment, so I'm not convinced.

But is's definitely Aliens, how else do you explain TJ's latest avatar?

Richard

 

[Gogger]

It's all far more simple than you seem to think.
Nobody wan'ts to see a sweaty and breathles backplayer after he's run/waddled, quater of a mile to hang the flag. So, keeping the fields short, makes the sport less offensive to the eyes!

 

[Darkwerks]

Sorry,I've nothing to offer about conspiracies but.....I once had a Kit Kat Chunky with absolutely no biscuit whatsoever Thats a memory i shall always treasure (*wipe tear*)
On a related note, don't you think that "fun size" choclate bars should now be renamed "Kylie sized" ??

 

[Inferno]

After reading the latest PGI, I have it. The shrinking sizes of fields are the result of the older paintballers feeling inadequate. They have reached a point in their careers where running to their primaries is no longer an option. They are the ones behind this atrocity. Hypotetically speaking...say there is a member on the staff of a major paintball publication. And let's say this hair-deprived 'baller has developed many contacts in his time playing paintball. Let us assume that he decides that he cannot keep up with the younger players in the sport. He uses his influence, and that of other senior citi.....I mean paintballers, to make a slow transition to small fields. This enables him to stay tight at the end of the field, and still get the eliminations. Eventually the current wave of bunker monkeys will be obsolete, because there will not be time to actually run anywhere. Unfortunately, this individual does not realize that when fields become that small, they won't be able to hold his ego

 

[rockon_1]

Ahh im begininng to see it now the aliens are planning to take over and inferno's been fooled by the smokescreen . The bald baller is attempting to shrink the fields so as to free up materials for the giant cammouflaging weather balloon by shrinking the fields all at the comand of the aliens and fbi who have take his hair hostage .