Do-it-yourself conspiracy theory

[KillerOnion]

Perhaps the universe has stopped expanding and all reality as we know it is shrinking. For instance my clothes the last time I washed them definately shrank a certain percentage. I swear the golf course I work at has shrank a few inches here and there since last week. I know for a fact some of the customers' brains there have shrank. I just hope I attain immortality and escape being crushed into a singularity.

 

[Baca Loco]

I had hoped to drag this out

for it's pure entertainment value but you people are crazier than I am. Besides, the conspiracy is an American phenomenon in this case so doesn't apply to most of you--at least not directly.

The Official Baca Loco Conspiracy Theory is field size is being shrunk to squeeze 10-man play out of existence and create a world standard of 7-man. There is history to suggest this is the case--15-man went to 10-man when they reduced field size back in the olden days from acres to a taped off patch of woods and reduced teams to 10 because there wasn't enough room anymore for 15 players. And how many 10-man fields have you seen lately without enough bunkers to encourage a decent game? And where does that leave the 109 teams who played Vegas? With 3 guys on the sidelines waiting for the next timeout or period change over.
Moo

 

[TJ Lambini]

Tha link being

Laurent Hamet, Millennium Mastermind, wants everyone to go 7-Man so tha Euros can mix it with us better.

Richmond Italia wants Xball to become the future.

Both are 7-man advocates and both are...

are...











French!

Zut alors!

 

[TJ Lambini]

By the way

that last post is in no way Frenchist.

It was merely an observation.

I like the French - they've done a lot for us.

French fries, French kissing, French dressing, The French Connection, killing their own monarchy, Serge Gainsbourg...

I could go on.

 

[Dave S ECI]

Jerry Braun resembles Bilbo Baggins, seeing the lord of the rings and his close resemblance portrayed within it Jerry had the idea of filling the world with kids, to make him look big. Jerry has not yet reached this level of global domination so has had to settle for shrinking paintball fields so that he looks (relatively) bigger


377 days and counting before Jerry repopulates earth with children only, so that he can be a giant among his fellow man (boys).

 

[TJ Lambini]

Why not just get some stilts?

There's always an easy answer if you look for it.


Eeeew, I just got a horrible mental picture or Jer repopulating tha earth with children. I feel unclean now...

 

[Billteamdirt]

It's the chinese...with the population densities that they are used to they feel phobic in wide open spaces....if they get their way we'll be playing 15 man again on 3 man fields.....and they have allies in the Sfptansbrtwg which stands for "The Society For People That Are Near Sighted But Refuse To Wear Glasses"( they cannot see very far you see? or not) not to be confused with Sfptanstwgbcat "the Society For People That Are Near Sighted That Want Glasses But Cannot Afford Them" (those guys are a little known minor chapter of the hells angels...alas short lived cause they all crashed into the back ends of trucks and the sides of buildings)

And Jerr could just move back to liliput if he wanted to feel tall again

 

[John C]

Isnt it obvious,
There is only so much air in the world and with all of us brething it and shooting it theres not much left to fill up the supair bunkers, so the fields need to get smaller.

Only 'the man' isn't letting us know all the air is running out cos we'd all go mad and start rioting and killing our neighbours or eating crack cocaine or something...

 

[Alien]

Well, after reading all of this thread i've thought i had better tell you that i'm impressed that almost all of you think i'm out to take over the world and that i'm in leauge with the Fearless Band of Idiots.

Well in reality its that i'm a back player and i don't run that well anymore

I'm off back to the mothership now for my medication.

Alien
(they're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, they're coming to take me away.......)

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

See!

He admits it! I knew it was Aliens's fault

Richard

p.s. Alien, how's it goin? Hope the pimps are all well.