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[Buddha 3]

I think both you and I need to get out more often.
How bout a beer?

 

[cjohns]

Geez

Buddha you are quite cruel to clean your ears with an Umpa. That is not right and I am going to report you to the proper authorities.

 

[Buddha 3]

But this is an evil Umpa. (well, it turned pretty nasty after I used him to clear out my ears anyway)

 

[cjohns]

Hmmm

For some odd reason Buddha, I think you are the Umpa. LMAO

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Buddha you make your way to my place and you can come drink beers with Chip and I at our works Christmas party!

Oh I had to scrub my brain after the thought of an ear wax covered Umpa!

 

[Buddha 3]

Yeah, it ain't exactly the prettiest thing in the world, huh...

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

buddha

if I make it over to mayhem I will buy you a beer

 

[tb-303]

i've just read this thread and i've never been so upset in my life.
i'm a midget and these posts are offensive. be prepaired to feel the full force of my midget rage!!


i've just gotta get this stick out my a$$ first.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

tb

we never knew I would have rescued you had I known, thought they were abusing cooks he recons he's short.

 

[Bud]

It's just took me 8 mins and 12 secs to read all these posts, oh yeah..... and to all those that type fast....can you slow down cos i can't read as fast as that.

Order a baileys and lemonade and watch the barman's face!!
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Lay your hands on a small amount of isahopcorn (ingredient in lager) and dab a bit on a top of a bottle and watch when your best bud drink it..............he will be an ex best bud when he finds out it was you.