You want Jackass? You got it!!!! One time gogger and mother had me on a stretcher over a fire, then they dropped me in. And it wasnt a small fire. Then I was jumping through the remnants of the stretcher a la flaming hoop style. Cricket stump jousting on kids trikes, and then jumping over people using a wheelchair ramp. In a thong. Using a fart machine in the Trafford centre, running around a supermarket putting things into peoples trolleys, and finally, the piece de resistance, gettin absolutely smashed at revs wedding, gettin propositioned by an old woman, going to the toilet with her, then BEFORE anything took place, thinking Oh god what am I doing, and saying "Look, I am really scared. Can i go now please?" Then almost getting arrested by the reception staff.
BAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!
L8r buddies