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Shuck

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Has anyone ever tried a Jackass style stunt? I jumped through a hedge onto a road for a dare and it was cool. Got cut to bits though.

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You want Jackass? You got it!!!! One time gogger and mother had me on a stretcher over a fire, then they dropped me in. And it wasnt a small fire. Then I was jumping through the remnants of the stretcher a la flaming hoop style. Cricket stump jousting on kids trikes, and then jumping over people using a wheelchair ramp. In a thong. Using a fart machine in the Trafford centre, running around a supermarket putting things into peoples trolleys, and finally, the piece de resistance, gettin absolutely smashed at revs wedding, gettin propositioned by an old woman, going to the toilet with her, then BEFORE anything took place, thinking Oh god what am I doing, and saying "Look, I am really scared. Can i go now please?" Then almost getting arrested by the reception staff.
BAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!
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Shuck

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WOW dudes, looks like I have opened up a whole new can of worms. I now have some people who are as daft as me :) Need to find some kids trikes and then the fun can really begin :D Flying down a hill on one and jumping over a ramp would e good to try..........hmmmmm as a matter of fact I am not at Uni on Wednesday........
 

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Originally posted by Shuck
WOW dudes, looks like I have opened up a whole new can of worms. I now have some people who are as daft as me :) Need to find some kids trikes and then the fun can really begin :D Flying down a hill on one and jumping over a ramp would e good to try..........hmmmmm as a matter of fact I am not at Uni on Wednesday........
I'll go get a Radio Flyer wagon and trying rolling off a cliff. I'll tell you if it works or not. :cool:
 

Shuck

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That sounds wicked, Inferno. I will let you know how my Wednesday goes and if I don't reply, its not gone as well as hoped :eek:
 

TheRo0sTer

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I used to JackAss stunts all the time as a kid! But Fook I didn't get paid for it! I rode a big wheel down a BIG ASS hill when I was like 9 or 10. Oh and I also took the Green Machine down that same hill! The hill is still BIG compared to Adult Standards. The green Machine trip ended up in an Ant Hill. Red Ant bites all over the body! I think I aslo took the wagon down that hill ass well.

Age 18 I went IceBlockin' down some really big hills in So. California. Eric Nash once Pro skater and some other Big Names went cause it was raining and rode these things trying to see how many spins we could do in a 600 yard strecth! Those were the good ol' days.:p
 

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Last month I shaved all of my hair off, stripped butt naked, stood in the middle of brixton high street at 1am Sunday morning and sang "rule Brittania" at the top of my voice for 2 minutes. A little while before that my nephew and I had a "who can keep their foot in a raring camp fire for the longest" competition. I lost and my nephew won third dgree burns on his legs and a weekly trip to the burns unit.