Oh yeah and UmpaLumpa's in Willy W a n k a and the Chocolate Factory are only Midgets in funky get-ups! Any of you see the Jackass where Wee-Man dresses up like one and skates?
One of the many I have working for me has a Long Stick in it's @$$ and I use it to sweep the ground. Oh and the one I taped wheels to it's hands I use as a Universal Lawn mower/vaccum cleaner (hoover)!