My wife and I were watching telly, some time ago.
We became aware of a disturbance in the force..I mean Close....muting the TV, revealed, surely enough...that something was occuring outside....we both went to the door, and opened it a crack...just in time to watch a guy getting stabbed in the face, in our front garden...blood spurting up the windows etc, the lot, literally at our be-slippered feet.
I remember feeling quite pumped..heart in the mouth kinda feeling...unfortunately it doesnt happen often, so have little else other than paintball and telling my wife her sister is better, mid coitus
AND YOU STILL LIVE THERE ?????????!!!