1 Freakin Thousand Post! Whahoo

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Enlightening it may be delightfull fishy yummy possibly paintball related um big fat red herring.

Why sir touche your post counts are getting obscurer by the minuet.

Pray tell will it go back to balling once the majical big one has been realsized?

 

[KillerOnion]

not so fast

Feeding oneself nutritiously has EVERYTHING to do with paintball...that it is apparently abscent from English paintball may explain a few things, eh? You pay $1500 for your marker, stuff $80 paint through it, fuel it with a $40 battery and $400 air system, and yet don't think a thing about what you get for your own body's nutrition? Pity that.

 

[Micah]

Beer and Cold Pizza ... Breakfast of champions ...

 

[TheRo0sTer]

KillerOnion you know VandeCamps sells Blackened fish fillets with only 3 grams of fat all you do is heat and eat!

 

[KillerOnion]

A pox on that! That's absolutely pitiful. Much like Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, and all those other premixed things it produces LAZINESS. YES, TOTAL LAZINESS. If you can't mix a decent drink or cook good food, then well, be left to the condemnation of being unskilled and unimaginative till such punishment takes its toll and you get off your arse and live life in a worthwhile manner. As an ad in a car audio magazine spoke to me so loud and clearly to me a few years ago: "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you suck forever."

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Onion

Darling I will forgive you unenlightened state being but only being as we have yet to meet in person and you have never attended one of my dinnner partys or tased my cooking.

Just because Iam english dose not mean I can only buy junk food and dont knoe one end of a pestle and mortar from the other

I have trained at catering colledge got top marks at school and also won my school prise for human biology. I am more than aware of the concept of nutritio but to Quote pulp fiction "bacon tastes good"

I can also do classic english stodge Well beautifull fluufy herby duplings steak and kidney ect

If sir you were worried about our english furred atteries and our countrys collective paintball bellys then sir you should start you own thread to that end

 

[KillerOnion]

Attend your parties, dinners, etc. I must! I was indeed unaware of your culinary credentials and was at the time making a whollistic assessment with readily visible cases as reference points that do form a rather disturbing pattern that I think can be corrected, and for the sake of my fellow paintballers being able to stay around a little longer rather than flop over dead from a coronary episode (I'm suprised half of the people over there over 50 are still alive.) I hope it can be. Obviously you see every day the examples I had in mind at the time. We both apparently have a healthy appreciation for food as both nourishment and art. Perhaps unite and conquer? Come to World Cup! I'll bring the grill and materials.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Why sir

What are you sugesting

I dout I will make it to the world cup and just because I know how to cook heathly dosen't mean I inflict it on those who want to eat lard

Sorry Robbo you are the exception I wouldn't cook him burgers and offered him nice big tender chiccy buger instead far less lard all meat.

How could I not pay homage to the shrine or help un do all that good work. I only force fed him one cookie

Have you not assimalated the collective threads info I am fully aware you have very diverce nay almost experimental culinary tastes. The buzz word for the presnet elludes me but an abbandoned master piece of world cuisen springs to mind if not the taste buds.

I can most certainly cook far more than cookies although this dose require some expertise to creat the real macoy

If yuou were fluent in your food related threads yo u would be aware I have cooked pakoras on site from scratch, very sneacky way of feeding people vegtables ok so coated on a rich batter and fried but you do have to start some were.

Carrot cake sir !!!!

It was also I that cooked lovley food for her tourney the chilli even lists red wine as one ingredient. Woops lol hic

and another thing experimental celiac stuff too.

Engish people do cook some times some of us know how to and no offence but america has a huge obesity problem mabey not their painballer but in general.

Peace love and fat free choccy brownins that have not even heard of carrob no hippies please


Sparklie

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
A pox on that! That's absolutely pitiful. Much like Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, and all those other premixed things it produces LAZINESS.

But wait what about a person that only has a microwave? I am trying to eat right and then you call me LAZY cause all I have is a Microwave! **** if I was home I wouldn't eat that ****! Besides I have noticed over the past 2 years the British Markets love to sell all the lazy @$$es heat and eat meals!

 

[guppy]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
A pox on that! That's absolutely pitiful. Much like Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, and all those other premixed things it produces LAZINESS. YES, TOTAL LAZINESS.

So Onion, do you also brew yer own moonshine, hunt yer own meat & make yer own clothes? Guess you boiled cattle bones to extract the gelatine to make your own paint too? Get real, we live in a day of instant everything...how else do we find time to surf & play paintball?
lol Guppy X