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3L1TE hax

Platinum Member
Jan 20, 2009
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Expensive I'm sure it must be
but that prize is going to me
a lifetimes free plat?
you cannot beat that!
so I guess we will just wait and see...
that prize ain't yours yet
we can still lengthen this a set
lets see what you got
old school or not
actually lets make a bet


its on Missy :cool:
 

Dskize

I Would
Dec 6, 2004
4,341
300
118
50
Duntryin
There was a young ho named Miss Q
Measured twelve thirtysix fortytwo
In a skirt thats burst at the seams
and the hint of a cameltoe size of K2..
 

Missy-Q

300lb of Chocolate Love
Jul 31, 2007
2,524
1,132
198
Harlem, NY
That prize is going to you,
no chance ,your rhymes are poo
the memberships in my pocket
and i'm off like a rocket
you whish you could rhyme like me,
but honestly thats just silly


its on Missy :cool:
A limericks all in the rhyme
and making it fit into time
if yours doesn't fit
its probably shxt
which means that the prize is all mine.
 

Missy-Q

300lb of Chocolate Love
Jul 31, 2007
2,524
1,132
198
Harlem, NY
There was a young ho named Miss Q
Measured twelve thirtysix fortytwo
In a skirt thats burst at the seams
and the hint of a cameltoe size of K2..
I don't want to sound like a prude
but kid, that's a little bit rude
you call me a ho
make fun of my 'toe
and we ain't even been in the nude?
 

Dskize

I Would
Dec 6, 2004
4,341
300
118
50
Duntryin
Dskize and Dusty and Tom
Were throwing stones at Bon
Escaping he fell and shouted a yell.
'My pitchfork got caught in my thong'
 

Missy-Q

300lb of Chocolate Love
Jul 31, 2007
2,524
1,132
198
Harlem, NY
old Dsize he called me a slapper
but I am a quality rapper
you diss me once more
and you can be sure
that your head will get flushed down the crapper



How am I not plat yet?
 

3L1TE hax

Platinum Member
Jan 20, 2009
939
39
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its such a shame
my rhyming so lame
maybe Robbo can understand
that atleast i tried my hand
for now,back to my game
 

Dusty

Don't run, you'll only die tired....
May 19, 2004
7,606
2,407
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Northern Ireland
There once were a few of the Mods,
who did find themselves at some odds,
about what to do,
regarding the few,
****ers who necessitate our jobs.