Cheeky b*tch....

[steve-0]

Try this for future security.

http://www.bananaguard.com/

 

[SAMUEL.D.RYAN]

Try this for future security.

http://www.bananaguard.com/

If they ate his banana, what do you think they'll do with THAT?!

 

[Tincs]

If they ate his banana, what do you think they'll do with THAT?!

stick a battery inside it !!

 

[stongle]

If they ate his banana, what do you think they'll do with THAT?!

Looks like a sex toy. Might end up in someone's klunge. You probably wouldn't want it back after that, unless you're Japanese of course.

 

[Cook$]

Fill it full of hornets, then when she opens it BAM! They'll sting her face off.

 

[Devrij]

Paint a turd yellow and put that in the fridge. Even if she doesn't eat it, you've had fun.

 

[pid]

Why not phone the fuzz, anonimously of course. Tell she's touchin kids & not in the good way.

 

[Gee Tee]

Good way to stitch up a fridge thief - Rigged slice of chocolate cake

Remove filling & replace cream with shaving foam

 

[Matski]

Bear mace her face. Works for Dog the Bounty Hunter - fools know their place after some bear mace to the face.

 

[Cook$]

I think I might just hide in the fridge and when she opens it BAM! hadouken her in the ****.