Welcome To P8ntballer.com
The Home Of European Paintball
Sign Up & Join In

Cheeky b*tch....

Mactoshdog

LIKES RED
Oct 12, 2008
734
1
53
32
North East, Sunderland
poke a viagra into the banana, and hope they dot notice,

someone in my college fell for that, exept it was in a pack of skittles, he promptly asked to go to the toilet, then didnt come back...
 

Dskize

I Would
Dec 6, 2004
4,341
300
118
50
Duntryin
My ex-girlfreinds uni flatmate used to steal our food from the fridge , I pissed in her Listerene..

Loving the Kato idea though, thats the winner so far..
 

Mactoshdog

LIKES RED
Oct 12, 2008
734
1
53
32
North East, Sunderland
well, we told him he had taken one about 5 mins after, he wasent quite sure if we were joking with him or not, so he hung around another 5 mins or so.
so about 10 mins total from taking it, and leaving. not 100% sure if it had taken full effect, but i can only assume it did shortly after.
what a fun lesson that was :)
however, for some reason no one will take a skittle or a smartie from me? wierd.
 

Echowitch

Southern Pirates
When an ex of mine was at Uni she was constantly having her milk stolen by a quartet of girls who liked to drink and eat everyone elses stuff from the Halls of Residence kitchen. So we got a new bottle of milk, put a load of laxative in it and wrote "Laxatives inside" on the outside in big black marker pen.

The girls stopped pinching other peoples stuff after they had little accidents. As a precaution though we switched to UHT milk that we kept in her room :D
 

Mactoshdog

LIKES RED
Oct 12, 2008
734
1
53
32
North East, Sunderland
one of my old georgaphy teachers told me a similar story, alothough they used half a horse laxitive. from what we were told, the guy was on the toilet for the best part of a day.