Cheeky b*tch....

[Kat]

hello Cook$
had the same prob and tought the person a lesson...ok this is what i done

get a nice nana and push a knitting needle up the bottom end...give it a wiggle just enough to widen the inside bore up..then get hold of a syringe ( no needle) and squirt some food dye inside ( red is better) then plug up the bottem so the hole cannot be seen and write on the nana ( DO NOT TOUCH ) when its opened the broken down nana will release the dye and teach the person a lesson ( after all you did put do not touch on it )
tincs

It took me three reads to realise that you ment a bananna, not a grandma. It was the mention of knitting needles that confused me. Very disturbing!

Lol!

Katxxx

 

[Tincs]

It took me three reads to realise that you ment a bananna, not a grandma. It was the mention of knitting needles that confused me. Very disturbing!

Lol!

Katxxx

oooooooooooops now i read it i can see what you mean
tincs

 

[Buddha 3]

Bear mace her face. Works for Dog the Bounty Hunter - fools know their place after some bear mace to the face.

It rhymes. So it must be true.

 

[Buddha 3]

well, we told him he had taken one about 5 mins after, he wasent quite sure if we were joking with him or not, so he hung around another 5 mins or so.
so about 10 mins total from taking it, and leaving. not 100% sure if it had taken full effect, but i can only assume it did shortly after.
what a fun lesson that was
however, for some reason no one will take a skittle or a smartie from me? wierd.

Given that Viagra takes about an hour to kick in and that you need sexual stimulation for it to produce the desired effect*, I'd say he just went in there to puke.

* It's one of them myths along the same lines as steroids. Just like people think that taking steroids will give you muscles, they seem to think that taking Viagra will give you wood. Not true. You still need to work out, steroids will only help gaining muscles, just as you still need to be physically aroused for Viagra to help send blood to the nether regions.

 

[Missy-Q]

Given that Viagra takes about an hour to kick in and that you need sexual stimulation for it to produce the desired effect*, I'd say he just went in there to puke.

* It's one of them myths along the same lines as steroids. Just like people think that taking steroids will give you muscles, they seem to think that taking Viagra will give you wood. Not true. You still need to work out, steroids will only help gaining muscles, just as you still need to be physically aroused for Viagra to help send blood to the nether regions.

Thats hot.

 

[Buddha 3]

Wanna hook up?

 

[Matski]

It rhymes. So it must be true.

Sadly, Dre never called me.

Maybe a bear mace fill would add a much needed dimension to paintball.

I'd shoot a hopper of .50cal bear mace balls over .68 Hellfire anyday.

 

[Missy-Q]

In the case of the Banana, do you have any friends in the Police force?
I would invite them round, and have them 'investigate'
Coppers love to wind people up. I'm sure they would be on board with it. Tell them only to let it go once the bitch is bawling in the back of their car. If you're lucky they'll even throw in a whack on the head as they bundle her in...
The whole time, you're protesting, and asking them to 'let it go'.

It has to go WAY too far before it gets really funny.

 

[Mactoshdog]

Given that Viagra takes about an hour to kick in and that you need sexual stimulation for it to produce the desired effect*, I'd say he just went in there to puke.

* It's one of them myths along the same lines as steroids. Just like people think that taking steroids will give you muscles, they seem to think that taking Viagra will give you wood. Not true. You still need to work out, steroids will only help gaining muscles, just as you still need to be physically aroused for Viagra to help send blood to the nether regions.

hmm, well he didnt come back after he left and refuses to talk about it, so he either threw up, or it was all in his mind, at least for an hr or so, then it was in his pants. haha

 

[Hazzagray]

Or you could do what i did with Apple juice in my work fridge after that kept getting nicked. I filled the bottle up with cooking oil. Nobody ever smells it when they go to drink it, they just down it.The lad came back with oil all down the front of his suit and lots of sick in the sink. i still piss myself when i think about it these days! and yet to this day nobody has ever nicked my apple juice!