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What would you do....?

Devrij

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I would fill the entire room with my ejaculate, then swim through to the cake before drowning in my own semen. And that, gentlemen, is how it's done.
 

Cook$

Just the tip....
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I would fill the entire room with my ejaculate, then swim through to the cake before drowning in my own semen. And that, gentlemen, is how it's done.
If you fill the room, you'd drown.... Unless you didn't quite fill it, and left an air pocket in which to eat your spunky treat....
 

Devrij

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Dec 3, 2007
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If you fill the room, you'd drown.... Unless you didn't quite fill it, and left an air pocket in which to eat your spunky treat....
Well, I could fill it to just below the spikes, but I'd prefer to drown in my ***z while desperately swimming towards a cake I don't want. It's more romantic.