First rant in a while...
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Strange also, how the "real" people who have tried this expensive Yogurt, all describe how they feel before and after use, in exactly the way that the manufacturers describe it?
"I use to feel...Bloated, you know?"
"Now I feel like I have a much faster Metabolisim."
Also, how they have decided, that "Bifidus ActiRegularis" is a better name for their magical bacteria, than "Bifidus Digestivum", which is what it used to be called, or is called by another expensive Yogurt manufacturer.
"What can we call this new bacteria we have discovered, that makes men have better erections?"
"How about...hmmm...er..."Rigidus Maxi-bonerregularis"?"
"Oooh, where can I get that!?"
You know I've never seen a dude on one of those adverts, why? it's because we fart, no bloatedness, no need for stupid yoghurts.
What get's my goat is adverts that are dubbed by the person in them, dubbed badly at that, like cillit bang, speaking of cillit bang, why the chuffers has Barry Scott stopped shouting, yeah it was a bit annoying but was great fun to shout when your drunk randomly. Man I hate adverts
What get's my goat is adverts that are dubbed by the person in them, dubbed badly at that, like cillit bang, speaking of cillit bang, why the chuffers has Barry Scott stopped shouting, yeah it was a bit annoying but was great fun to shout when your drunk randomly. Man I hate adverts
Barry is in the music business now, underground and all that
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You guys get the detergent/cleaning agent adverts that promote "active oxygen"?
I was so happy when that first came on. Man, I though I was the only one that was annoyed by the usual oxygen that did nothing but sit around the house all day...
I was so happy when that first came on. Man, I though I was the only one that was annoyed by the usual oxygen that did nothing but sit around the house all day...
I love those little "scientific" visualisations where you see little golden spheres being absorbed into the hair. Yeah that's exactly how it happens. Or the actimel one where the pathogens bounce of an impenetrable wall of orbs made of actimel. "This is what happens in your body: Actimel builds a ****ing wall inside you and keeps the bacteria out" Wow, give me some of that ****! What really vexes me though, is those inanely smiling "satisfied customers" drinking it like it's cow ***z and spouting lies at me. When will we have honest advertisements where the person takes a sip, looks at the camera, and says "Actimel, it tastes okay" or get slogans like "Morrisons: mediocrity at a fair price". That's the world I one day want to live in.
