Top 18 Reasons to Date a Paintball Player

[Cook$]

Reasons not to date a female paintball player
1. They'll be with you at every frigging tournament, all the time, talking to your mates, nothing is private, you can't do anything without getting caught, when you play in Amsterdam you can't go to the district, let alone have a threesome, they'll give you grief when you look at other female paintball players, they know how much your gear costs, you can't tell them they suck at paintball because they are a girl, they get all offended when you share campfire stories about your sex life, they get all upset when you get drunk at the Welsh Open 2005 and piss the airbed.....
The list goes on....

 

[PortoX]

Reasons not to date a female paintball player
1. They'll be with you at every frigging tournament, all the time, talking to your mates, nothing is private, you can't do anything without getting caught, when you play in Amsterdam you can't go to the district, let alone have a threesome, they'll give you grief when you look at other female paintball players, they know how much your gear costs, you can't tell them they suck at paintball because they are a girl, they get all offended when you share campfire stories about your sex life, they get all upset when you get drunk at the Welsh Open 2005 and piss the airbed.....
The list goes on....

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good times.

 

[YT_69]

im not fat or old, but alas, i bang on and on about paintball... its been about 2 years since a single day has gone buy where i havent at least held my marker

and golddust...

your a local lad i see, if you ever wanna get creamed, lemme know ill go 1-on-1 with u in my concept arena if u want lol

 

[Furious1337]

lol there well good

 

[Golddust]

YT 69 you would more than likely beat beat me
Where you from anyway? and where you play?
Furious what about you i see your from the same area as well

 

[Furious1337]

YT 69 you would more than likely beat beat me
Where you from anyway? and where you play?
Furious what about you i see your from the same area as well

I live in Histon in Cambridge, i mainly go to Apocalypse, its in royston i think

 

[Jakey01]

YT 69 you would more than likely beat beat me
Where you from anyway? and where you play?
Furious what about you i see your from the same area as well

I live in Histon in Cambridge, i mainly go to Apocalypse, its in royston i think

Me & Golddust go there once a month

 

[YT_69]

YT 69 you would more than likely beat beat me
Where you from anyway? and where you play?
Furious what about you i see your from the same area as well

Colchester geez!

but i love playing at Mayhem... they rule!