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Top 18 Reasons to Date a Paintball Player

sumo89

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There are lots more reasons NOT to date a paintballer tbh.

We cheat, shoot as soon as the game starts, take our condoms off before play starts, have gun problems regularly, and you might walk in on us dry-firing in our room if we get frustrated.
we're constantly trying to hit people with our balls.
 

Dark Warrior

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Got this off another site, thought it was quite funny. Feel free to add to it. :D

TOP 18 REASONS TO DATE A PAINTBALL PLAYER
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel.
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We LOVE to be agressive.
7. We never forget to lube.
8. Money is no limit.
9. We can squeeze into tight spots.
10. We play in different positions.
11. We're quick to reload.
12. We make sure our balls are in perfect condition.
13. We can use any holes.
14. Spraying is no problem.
15. We have quick finger action.
16. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
17. If we run out of gas, it takes us less then 5 seconds to get us going again.
18. We know how to work position front, back, and all in between.
Was just reading this then Kat came online on MSN and it got me wondering what are the

TOP 18 REASONS TO DATE A FEMALE PAINTBALL PLAYER?????
 

YT_69

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they spend most of their time on their knees...
they love having balls flying at them
if they get a load on their face, they wipe it off and start again (and not complain "it stings"):p

they dont complain if you just go home when its all over
they dont make you buy a few drinks for them before blowing a load on them